Freight Puns

SHITMENT

The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

It’s called “S Cargo”.

They train.

Truck driver comes in my shop for a pick up. When asked how he was doing today he responds, "Last night I dreamed I was a muffler, when I woke up this morning I was exhausted."

I said, "Like a glove."

Hey guys, our company is having a naming contest to name next month's sales competition. Let's hear some clever holiday themed names, all types are accepted even offensive ones.

I had stage freight.

A freight train

But I couldn't hear anything over the sound of the freight train

He went to his dad and said I had a nightmare. So the dad said tell me about it. Well I was on a train full of bombs. It was freight-ening

My Fiance and I are getting into the elevator at a hotel we were staying at. We get in and the elevator was large and had blankets on the wall. Her: Weird, I think this is a freight elevator. Me: Freight so...

So my supervisor and I were stacking some freight when she notices a large amount of corn.

Supervisor: I hope you need some corn

Me: I do actually, my jokes are running a bit dry.

Eye rolls and sighs for days.

"No, I'm a freight-not"

For those who don't know, in retail and similar stores, when a truck comes in delivering merchandise, it's the freight truck.