I was out by the street trying to hitchhike but every single car I stuck my thumb out for just passed me by. I began to wonder if it had something to do with the cargo shorts I was wearing.
So I went home and put on some carstop shorts, and had much better success at hitchhiking after that.
A truck carrying toupees crashed on the highway, scattering its cargo
Police are combing the area
What did the Captain of the Evergreen Cargo ship say when he realised he'd messed up?
About the Ever Given cargo ship...
I guess people are just going crazy about the exterior of that new cargo ship that was named for the bear from the Jungle Book.
Personally, I’m tired of the hullabaloo.
What did the new car sales guy say when the customer asked about the cargo space?
“No. No. This car go road.”
(saw a meme with this awhile back. Gets me every time)
What happened when the cargo ship full of books sank?
I was showing our new car to our family. And my daughter asked "Cargo space ? "
A ship carrying a a cargo of yoyo's has sunk.
I was trying to sell my car to this guy. He asked a bunch of questions about it and seemed interested, then asked “cargo space?” I was confused and told him no.
I pulled over a truck going 80 miles an hour in a 55 zone. He had a cargo of axe-like tools used for shaping large pieces of wood.
My wife said for our next minivan she wants cargo space.
After the pilot had a sudden heart attack, an air traffic controller had to coach a passenger in landing a cargo jet full of various cuts of select Kobe beef
The steaks had never been higher
On what side of the cargo ship do they load all the USB charging cables?
Tragic news, a cargo ship carrying shoes from overseas ran into heavy weather and sank, only one man was rescued, he was found using shoes as a makeshift flotation device.
He was the sole survivor.
I was working at a car dealership and someone asked me "how much cargo space?"
I said to them 10,000$ but car go road
A large truck transporting wigs and toupees has crashed on a major highway sending its cargo everywhere.
Police are still combing the area.
Did you hear about the cargo ship carry iPhones that went down in the Atlantic?
Why did the cargo ship carrying vegetables sink?
Mom bought me some camouflage cargo pants.
She will never see me in them.
Why are they called cargo shorts?
Automobilewent was too long.
A cargo ship hauling produce sank out in the Atlantic the other day.
Did you hear about it? Apparently it had an overabundance of leeks.
I was hoping to buy a new car but I was after decent onboard storage so after the salesman specified lots of features about it, I asked "Cargo space?"
He replied "Car no do that, car no fly"
If you ever need someone to ship aninal cargo for you
Why don't vampires drive cargo vans?
There's van shelving inside.
Was looking at cargo shorts when my Dad said...
Those'll make you walk really slowly... Cause they're escargot shorts.
No one laughed except for him.
From the radio traffic report: 'A lorry carrying ladders has crashed on the M6 motorway just south of manchester, and the cargo has spilled onto the road ....
The police say they're taking steps to remove them.'
Can't beat a good police dadjoke.
A cargo ship containing mostly vegetables has sunk in open waters...
and early reports show that there could be as many as twenty thousand leeks under the sea.
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