A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage.
Where do mollusks go to find lost luggage?
Told my luggage there won’t be any vacations because of COVID-19
Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage
Why don’t photons ever need help with their luggage?
A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks if he can assist with any luggage.
The photon replies, “No, I’m traveling light.”
I lost my luggage on a flight to Helsinki once,
It vanished into Finnair.
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Someone has collapsed on the luggage carousel at Heathrow Airport today
Medics at the scene have said " they are coming round slowly "
Took an airline company to court today after my luggage went missing
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don’t have much of a case.
I once caught a criminal in the midst of stealing some luggage.
What did the lawyer say when he put his luggage to sleep?
A photon checks into a hotel. "Need any help with your luggage sir?" asks the porter.
"No thanks " replies the photon. "I am travelling light."
Seeing Airport Security confiscate all of my smuggled sausages out of my luggage...
...Really was the Wurst Case Scenario
I took my son camping the other day. As we prepared I hid in his luggage and when he came over I jumped out and screamed
My wife forgot the code to her luggage, but I figured it out.
You can say... I solved the case.
We were cleaning out our closets today and my wife forgot the code to her luggage, but luckily, I managed to figure it out. I looked her and gloated proudly...
"Well, I guess you can say...I solved the case!!"
I hired lawyers to sue the airline company for mishandling my luggage.
I wasn’t allowed to bring my board game onto the aeroplane as a carry on luggage.
They said that The Risk was too big.
I solved the mystery of the open luggage!
Did you hear a judge caught a man stealing luggage?
After a lengthy court battle with British Airways Luggage Handlers...
Peruvian luggage
I treated myself to some leather luggage from Peru.
Alpaca suitcase.
So a photon gets on a plane and the stewardess asks him if he has any luggage
And he says no, I'm traveling light.
Okay so recently I sued a airport about luggage security
A man who took an airline to court after losing his luggage...
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage
A man who took a airline to court for losing his luggage...
I tried to sue the airline for misplacing my luggage…
I sued the airlines after they lost my luggage
I showed my damaged luggage to a lawyer, and said, “I want to sue the airline!”
The lawyer said, “You don’t have much of a case.”
I recently took an airline to court after my luggage didn’t turn up...
I tried suing the airline that lost my luggage
I showed the damaged remains of my luggage to a lawyer, and asked him whether I can sue the airline.
He said, “You don’t have much of a case.”
My wife forgot the code to her luggage, but I managed to figure it out.
You can say.... I solved the case.
A man sued an airline after losing his luggage
Let's just say he lost his case
A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage.
I hired lawyers to sue the airline company for mishandling my luggage.
Photon checks into a hotel. Bellhop asks, “Do you have any luggage?”
Photon replies, “No, I’m traveling light.”
TSA : "...so where is your luggage?"
Photon: "...I don't have any, I'm travelling light."
A man took an airline to court after they misplaced his luggage.
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage
I showed the damaged remains of my luggage to a lawyer, and asked him whether I can sue the airline.
He said you don’t have much of a case.
I wasn’t allowed to take my board game as a carry on luggage onto the aeroplane.
They said that the Risk was too big.
I sued an airline for losing my luggage
Why doesn't the photon need help with its luggage?
Because it's travelling light
BREAKING NEWS: A man who took an airline company to court for losing his luggage has lost his case.
Did you hear a judge caught a man stealing luggage?
I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage
Did you hear about the traveler who sued the airline over his missing luggage?
A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage.
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