I have a box of papers belonging to my once wife.
I think I'll label it the "Ex-Files"
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
Had an idea for a Netflix series that examines items belonging to other people:
What does the mathematician use to carry his belongings on weekend trips?
What do you call a computer belonging to a compulsive masturbator?
Where does beer keep it’s belongings during the school day?
Years ago, I was sent to a large stable to fetch the horse belonging to The Artist Formerly Known As Prince. I immediately knew which one it was...
A woman's mattress escaped from her bedroom, smashed up her belongings, and ran away with her husband
She always had problems controlling her Tempur
I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.
Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!
What last name belongs to a man who is annoying and inherited a lot of money?
I have an antique globe that belonged to my great-great-grandfather.
It meant the world to him.
It has recently been discovered that William Tell and his son belonged to a bowling league. But Swiss historians have not been able to determine the name of the league's sponsors.
We may never know for whom the Tells bowled.
There was a post about a teen holding his own heart in his hands after a heart transplant, I thought these comments belonged here
What generation does Forest Gump belong to
Why do bouncers throw violent drunks out the back door?
Because they belong behind bars.
I don't know if this belongs here but my dad...
... spent all weekend making this coffee table. I didn't think much of it until i saw him attaching some hoses, a water tank, a dirt tank, a fan, a propane tank and a timer. I asked him what the hell he was building and he said "Well twice a day it's going to shoot either fire, water, dirt or air." I sat there stunned and confused and just said "But....why?" He said "Why? Well that's because it's a periodic table of elements."
Image belongs to cyanide and happiness it's not mine but thought you would enjoy it.
What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?
Gen A.
Edit: thank you for the award!
I saw a linguist about my problem with putting periods where. they don’t belong in sentences
I suffer from premature punctuatio!n
I think this belongs here
Bff sent this. I believe this belongs here.
I think this belongs here.
I don't know if this belong here
I think this belongs here. 😂
Why do Vampires chew gum?
Because They have BAT Breath!
Just had a quick conversation with my dad and thought it belonged here
Me: The washer is free
Dad: No it wasn’t, it cost a lot
Got this from r/memes. Thought it belonged here.
What fruit belongs in water fights?
What's a cheese that doesn't belong to you?
-thought this belonged here- MAN BUN
Thought this belonged here.
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
Thought this belonged here.
What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile ?
Saw it in another sub, thought it belonged here
Just came across a pun thread on r/dadjokes....thought it belonged here.Enjoy :)
Saw this in a YouTube video, thought it belonged here.
Hehe, so cute, this belongs here.
I think this belongs here
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