Velcrows
You don’t know what you’re missing.
Suture self 🤷♂️
He then took out a pillow, put his bag on it, and covered the bag with a baby blanket. "What are you doing?" asked the judge. The lawyer replied, "I rest my case."
Apologies this was a very difficult period for me.
Other than that it's a pretty good car.
Jesus!
He really loved the whap-pa!
You buy it from the cat-alogue
Great guy,terrible kitchen fitter.
Lovely man.
Terrible cabinet maker.
the other one is my step-ladder..
Good thing it was only a drill!
C
Beat it -- we're closed!
Police say he may be following a pattern.
Now that's just Insul(t)in'
Surely they’re key workers?
Because they share a special Bond.
Started its own branch.
Because all his goods were Stollen.
All he was getting was Bale-ful looks.
Stake n shake!
(I'm not sure if this is a regional restaurant but I assure you it exists.)
It's my first slum-brrrr party so wish us luck!
He hates putting anyone between The Rock and a hard place.
he was a really bad cabinet maker...
No one will be crossing the finish line
He replied, “I refuse to work with compost! It’s so degrading!”
"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."
Seems like I got 20/20 hindsight.
"Don't call me son, you're not my dad.!!" I said.
As the lift door closed, he looked me in the eye and said, "I brought you up, didn't I ?"
Better eat it before it goes off.
A lovely and inspiring man...makes shit cabinets though.
“MADE IN TAIWAND”
The vegetable shop had to close down. Why? IT WAS FULL OF LEEKS
My friend: " That was close! He is Luke with an F, but how did you know?" Me: "It was just a Fluke"
There was once a boy. He was the son of the richest man in the universe. Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, he dwarfed them all. He was a multi-trillionaire. Now, it was this boy's birthday. His father asked him,
"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. A store full of lego, all the video games in the world, anything. What would you like?"
His son replied.
"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one pink ping pong ball."
His father was rather confused by this request. Out of all the things he could've chosen, his son chose a ping pong ball. Nonetheless, he agreed and gave him a pink ping pong ball. His son was overjoyed and spoke to him.
"My father, you have made me the happiest boy in the world. May I go up to my room and play with my pink ping pong ball?"
"Okay son, go ahead."
The boy then went up to his room and played with his pink ping pong ball. When his father went in the next morning to check on him, the boy was sleeping in his bed and the pink ping pong ball was nowhere to be found.
On the boy's next birthday, his father asked him again.
"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. What would you like?"
His son replied.
"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one box full of pink ping pong balls."
His father was again, confused by this. Still, he bought a cardboard box and filled it with ping pong balls. He gave it to his son, who said.
"My father, you have made me the happiest boy in the world. May I go up to my room and play with my pink ping pong balls?"
The father nodded, and the son went up to his room to play. The next morning when his father went to check, the boy was sleeping peacefully and there were no pink ping pong balls in sight. Just the empty cardboard box in the middle of the room.
On the boy's next birthday, his father asked him again.
"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. What would you like?"
"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one truck full of ping pong balls."
Now, by this point, the father was extremely confused. Why did the boy want so many pink ping pong balls and where were they going? He asked.
"My son. You are the most precious thing in the world to me and I can certainly get you this, but may I ask, why do you want
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He was a terrible cabinetmaker.
