I have finale cracked the most difficult problem. I now know all the digits of pi.
I had been telling dad jokes to my friends all evening and decided to finish off with one big finale.
Here's my favorite part
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Overheard my dad after Game Of Thrones finale...
I am in the kitchen and can hear my dad talking in the next room to my mom. Then I hear this attempt at a joke that came off very daddish. He said " well I don't think ill ever get my hands on valyrian steel, but I have plenty of valerian root". I still laughed
Delighted to say I've finally got a new job installing mirrors!
Nothing fancy, but was something I could always see myself doing.
It FINALLY happened.
Almost 40 and growing my beard out for the first time. Wife finally says "You know I'm starting to like it." And I could finally say "Yeah. It's growing on me."
The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
I finally got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts.
I won't lie, it was a rocky road.
When registering for college classes, pick ones taught by heterosexual Canadians whenever possible.
They always give straight "eh"s.
I finally quit drinking for good
Finally my winter fat has gone...
Now, I have spring rolls.
My house is haunted by a muscular ghost. I finally managed to communicate him him. I asked him how he got so muscular.
I went to dinner with a couple of Vikings and they kept tapping on the table and laughing. I finally asked what was so funny and they said:
“You wouldn’t get it, it’s Norse code”
I finally told the girl I like I thought she was hot
She told me to turn on the Air Conditioner
Once I became a parent, I finally understood the . . .
scene where Yoda gets so tired of answering Luke's questions that he just dies.
Imagine if Aladdin took place in Italy and when he finally finds the lamp and gives it a good rub, out pops...
They finally released the film on the use of clocks in concrete water barriers.
What did Spanish freshman guy said to the final year girl?
After graduating from the Aerosmith Chinese culinary and language school, I can finally...
Wok this way, and talk this way
Finally took my chances and went put on the pull with my new aftershave called breadcrumbs
Complete success! The birds love it
8 months in and I finally got a good dad joke over the weekend.
In the subdivision where I live there are 2 open fields with cows in each one, one of those fields is being turned into a sports complex. My friends were wondering where the cows would go and one of them suggested that they would just have all the cows in one field, to which I replied “well then it would just be overCOWded”
Thanks guys
The Final Catholic Service
The Final Catholic religious service right before the world is destroyed will be held in an ICBM silo.
They'll have Critical Mass.
After almost a decade, I’m finally finished with my book about my favorite herb.
An English ship on the way to Germany suddenly starts making water and is about to capsize.. After some trying they finally manage to reach the coastguard "We're sinking, we're sinking!!"
.. A confused but also quite curious voice responds.. "What are you sinking about?"
I finally figured out why Waldo always wears stripes.
He doesn't want to be spotted.
How do others know when you’re finally over something?
Usually by the closure wearing.
After all this home schooling, my kid finally lost control
My wife thinks we should allow our pets to share our bed.... I finally gave in.
After 10 minutes, our goldfish finally settled down.
A man asks the librarian where he can find books on suicide
The librarian says, no, you'll never return them
A pun for my final protect title
Hello! I have to make a presentation about how to avoid a shark attack for a final project in my english class. I suck at making titles, but can anyone come up with a clever one using puns?
I’ve finally come up with a chronology joke.
Finally, a place to share this!
Apparently, the producers of The Flintstones were planning to make one final episode where Fred’s brother marries Barney’s brother.
It was cancelled because it was the 60s and Americans weren’t yet ready to have a gay old time.
Once I finally finished installing the thin wood flooring in my large living room, I thought to myself...
With Lil Nas X's Satan Shoes, the devil can finally steal our soles.
I finally got to watch this documentary on herbs and spices
I bought my Daughter a locket with her picture inside, for her 18th birthday..
Just so glad She's now finally independent..
I finally got the Covid vaccine yesterday and as I was driving I noticed my vision was blurry. I called the vaccination center and asked if I should go to the doctor or hospital. They said no.
But they encouraged me to immediately return to the vaccination center to pick up my glasses.
I finally realized why trees don’t have teeth.
Turns out, they’re all bark and no bite.
I thought that I finally met my sowl mate...
But she said I was too boar-ing.
Finally, a place to share this!
They finally found out what makes dog sick
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