Why did NASA use numbers instead of letters for the Apollo series?
Because if Apollo-F crashed, they’d have to make an Apollo-G.
I'm making a new documentary series on how to fly an aeroplane
We're currently filming the pilot
Did you hear about the guy trying out for editor for the sums series of Math Magazine?
It was an addition edition audition.
This is a series of dad jokes that all relate to each other and form a dad joke story so bear with me.
How do you kill a blue elephant?
(How?)
With a blue elephant gun.
How you you kill a pink elephant?
(With a pink elephant gun?)
No, you hold its trunk til it turns blue then shoot it with the blue elephant gun
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
(No clue...?)
So they can hide in cherry trees
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
(Of course not)
Then clearly it works
I've been writing a series of books about decibels...
I'm currently on volume 5
Disney decided to make a whole series about Amanda
Whats the name of a crime series filmed on a sunny japanese island?
I didn’t get the Xbox Series X I wanted for my birthday.
I need someone to console me.
I have been accused of writing a long series of messages about the song "I'm Too Sexy"
But I would like to reassure everyone that I did not write said thread.
I've been doing a series of 'misinterpreted song lyrics', I think most of them would fit here...
I was watching a series about crushed tomatoes but I fell asleep.
Now I have to ketchup.
edit: my boyfriend is incredibly proud of his joke so this became my first reddit post
What is a dancer's favorite video game series?
The Star Wars series is coming out with a female villain
She'll be able to use the force to raise and lower things.
Her name will be Ella Vader
Had an idea for a Netflix series that examines items belonging to other people:
I don't really understand the game of starting out calling plays for T-ball games then advancing to calling plays in the World Series...
The whole idea of Forge of Umpires confuses me.
My favorite series.....
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean Beef
After the most historic series of fires ever, an arsonist goes into the police station to turn himself in.
It was his claim to flame
A punny take on the coronavirus situation using movies/tv series as puns
Who was the least intelligent character in the Harry Potter series?
I’m developing a comic series, and I need a short pun as the title.
This is about a school janitor who murders children at the school he works at, and I’m looking for either a pun about cleaning or a pun that can somehow tie in murder/violence with cleaning in some way. Strange request, I know.
I was watching a series of increasingly funny cow videos, and even though CowVid#18 was hilarious...
...I just couldn't bring myself to watch the next one. I just had this vague sense that something bad was going to happen.
I've never lost a World Series finals.
Never lost a boxing match against Muhammed Ali either. Also never lost a single game in the NBA Finale.
They should make a film series about a guy who uses candles as weapons.
The company Volkswagon has said that they will release a new series of cars that use electricity.
They decided to call it, Voltswagon.
If I’m being subjective, the greatest sci-fi series of all time is Dr. Who.
If I’m being objective, it’s Dr. Whom.
Have you seen the documentary series about stand up toilets?
No? Surprising. Urinal of them.
A comic series my friend is making about a mustachioed private detective, Jim Velvet and his bumbling partner Humphrey
I friend told me that the Lord of the Rings was a terrible series
I said "you don't know what you're Tolkien about."
Did you see the final episode of that new Netflix series about the dude who couldn't stop buying himself gifts!?
I lost my copy of the first book in Michael Grant's best-selling novel series
When a book series is so good that they make it into an audio book...
It really speaks volumes.
My wife told me that a sci-fi horror series centered around geek culture could never make it big in the public sphere.
But I've seen stranger things.
Just started watching a series about anxiety...
Can't wait to see Xanax episode
I found the first four books in the Harry Potter series to be quite light hearted.
The fifth was dead Sirius.
I used to skip the first episode of every series because I have no interest in aerospace engineering
what are chemists' favourite movie series?
What do you call a series of short strokes induced by consuming pizza?
I’m working on a whole series of these
Me: You really need to watch “A series of unfortunate events.”
Her: Ok. Let me take out the wedding video.
I’m making a series documentary on how to fly a plane
We’re currently filming the pilot
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