Super Mario Puns

A list of puns related to "Super Mario"

How does Super Mario get drunk?

With some Boos

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👤︎ u/LeKrispyKreme
📅︎ Oct 04 2020
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Why is Toad the most popular character in the Super Mario World?

Because he's a real fungi!

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👤︎ u/clark_creationz
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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How does French Super Mario tell his fortune?

L’ouija board.

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👤︎ u/zedhead0628
📅︎ Jun 11 2020
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What browser does Super Mario use?

Yahoo!

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👤︎ u/VideoBurrito
📅︎ Mar 09 2019
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What is Super Mario’s favourite song?

*That Don’t Impress-a me much” by Shania Twain

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👤︎ u/AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens
📅︎ Nov 27 2019
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What kind of house does Toad from Super Mario live in?

A Mush-Room.

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👤︎ u/quadbump2000
📅︎ Oct 22 2018
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What is super Mario’s favorite material?

Denim Denim Denim

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👤︎ u/xTONiiO
📅︎ Aug 24 2018
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The Creators Of Super Mario Bros Are Teaming Up With Bread Companies To Promote Their Products...

...They´re calling the plan ninten-dough

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👤︎ u/BluPurpleBluBlu
📅︎ May 14 2018
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What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros wear?

Denim, Denim, Denim

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👤︎ u/djteenwolf
📅︎ Apr 10 2018
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My son told me the video game Super Mario Odyssey comes out tomorrow...

I told him he's just excited because Mario is always an awe-to-see!

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👤︎ u/MisterS42
📅︎ Oct 26 2017
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What's Hulk Hogan's favorite game?

Super Mario, brother.

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👤︎ u/Superking-X
📅︎ May 23 2020
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