Need some farewell video game puns
My best friend is leaving for america soon, and I need some cheesy farewell video game puns to put on her gift. It's pokemon related so its better if its something from there, but any other suggestions are welcome
I told my friend I was going to rob a toy store for some board games
He said I could go to jail for it. I said it was a Risk worth taking
The highest budget indie game.
WARNING FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTS THE KFC GAME CONSOLE
Avoid getting a console on launch day. Multiple units had to be recalled due to the circuit boards being "fried".
Played a game with friends...was not disappointed!
How come the stadium got hot after the game?
Because all of the fans left.
What is favorite game of Reddit Mascot?
I was playing a zombie game last night, and sliced off the left side of a zombie
It scared my wife pretty bad.
I assured her he’s all right.
My sister has been reading game of thrones and she really liked the line "the sound of steel on steel"
So she decided to steel it
Why do big-game hunters mount their lions’ heads?
To mount the other end would be a catastrophe.
Why did the ghost soccer team win all their games?
They were amazing at possessing the ball.
*My son's joke. I'm so proud.
Why were there no fighting games under the Christmas tree?
Why do developers never put horse-drawn carriages in their games?
What do you call a bunch of chess nerds bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.
I just invented a new number puzzle game that is reminiscent of another commonly known game!
When can card games break the laws of thermodynamics?
Which game was a result of a mind blowing idea?
Who is the imposter in a game of AMONG US among mythical characters?
Pega-sus.
Hey. Don't say Je's-looking-Sus bro
Best game to play on a huge boat?
Someone who likes playing racing games online is...
A lumberjack beat me in a game of chess
You know how they throw the ball into the crowd after they win the game?
Apparently, that's not allowed in bowling. I know that now.
I held the nuts in a poker game once,
It meant a great deal to me.
You know the problem with watching someone play a racing game?
What do you call it when people are hating on Valorant as a game?
DROP YOUR BEST PUNS FOR HISTORY DRINKING GAME
I'm creating a drinking game where every important event equals to drinking, but I am nowhere close to NAMING my drinking game. A friend of mine recommended this subreddit, saying that people drop some really punny puns here. Give your ideas for a title, I think up to 6 words would be okay.
Let's see what you can do!
What you need to know about the game:
- You can create your timeline based on packages (ages, countries, continents, etc).
- Every important event has a normal action and drinking action.
- You never know in which year you are located but get an estimate year. You can either guess the year (or date) and get a free pass or you have to execute the action or drinking action. When you guess wrong, you'll have to double it.
That's basically it.
What do you call a rude game bird?
Have you heard of the Christmas game that Germans play?
I get depressed if I don’t play video games.
I always need to console myself.
What is a tornados favorite game?
Dad to Son: "Have you heard about the new online game that's just been released that's heaps popular and getting a lot of press?
Son: "What's it called?"
Dad: "Month."
Son: "Huh?"
Dad: "Apparently it's twice as good as Fortnite".
My wife dumped me for only talking about video games.
It’s such a ridiculous thing to fallout 4
What do video games and strawberries have in common?
Let's get this game kracken and dive right in this game :D
Guys, I have a question. Me and a friend are arguing about the setting of the Ace Attorney games.
He keeps telling me its LA, but its gotta be Phoenix, right?
What's a pirate's favourite game?
What's a small, carnivorous mammal's favorite mafia game?
If horses would play cards, what kind of games would they play?
5-card stud or stirrup poker?
I considered converting my wardrobe to house my board game collection, but was worried about losing clothing space.
How come the stadium got hot after the game?
Because all of the fans left.
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