Why can't shellfish play video games?
They can't gain the mussel memory
Do French people play video games?
Video games are an ex-seal-lent way to "seal" some seally puns!
10 yr old daughter playing video games yells, “GIRL!”
Dad response, “You know it’s true...”
Daughter laughs (she actually likes my Dad jokes... heh) 🙂
What animal procrastinates by playing video games?
I get depressed if I don’t play video games.
I always need to console myself.
My wife dumped me for only talking about video games.
It’s such a ridiculous thing to fallout 4
What do video games and strawberries have in common?
Whats the most popular video game at a bread bakery?
What is a dancer's favorite video game series?
I asked my French friend if she likes to play video games.
I walked into my son’s room and saw him rage quit a video game.
I guess video games did cause violence
I'm on the couch playing video games when my dad walks in with a tape measure
About five feet away from me he stops and starts pushing the tape out to me. It gets closer and closer until it eventually smushes against my cheek.
I ask him "What are you doing?"
"I'm measuring your patience."
What's the difference between an internet troll and a video game character?
Video game characters have lives
What snack always beats video game levels?
What do you call a retired boxer who loves to play video games?
Did you hear the news story about the man that was playing video games for 2 weeks straight?
I just discovered William Shakespeare owned the first video game console.
A Midsummer Night's Dreamcast
A video game addict was playing a military game
He quickly achieved the rank of “treem ”, rather high up in the rankings. However, it was not long lasting, as after a series of events he was demoted. His parents grew very annoyed of hearing him talking about having been a treem, his unfair demotion, and how much he hated his new position. Now, the gamer’s family often made little newspapers to share personal achievements and events with their family.
This weeks top headline read, “ex-treem dissed appointment”.
What video game system does Homer Simpson play?
What is a pirate's favorite genre of video game?
My girlfriend just dumped me for always talking about video games
What a silly reason to Fallout 4.
And no video games involved here
What's the first book in the video game bible?
The media says that video games is a main cause for mass shootings
But really, it's music that causes gun violins
What is Thanos' favorite video game?
My wife started hitting me because I drained her phone by playing video games.
She might be charged with battery.
video games (aren't) bad.
Why can't dogs play video games?
When they do, its always on paws.
I made a pun image for a character from a video game i like, someone said it would fit in here as well
What do you call a video game gorilla who shrinks by 50% each day?
I removed some grass from my front yard in the shape of my favorite movie/video game weapon.
But my HOA informed me that they don't allow sod-off shotguns.
Invited my dad to play video games with me. He puts the controller up to the side of his head.
"What are you doing, dad?"
"I'm playing it by ear"
When video games were first invented, few people realized how popular they'd become. It's a classic case of unNintendoed consequences.
Do French people play video games?
I asked a French man if he played video games
I asked a frenchman if he played video games.
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