A list of puns related to "Olympic Games"
Why do prisoners hate computers?
The escape key never works.
How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.
Knock knock.
Who's there? Toucan. Toucan who? Toucan play at that game
How do bees brush their hair? With honeycombs.
Why was the empty Olympic stadium so hot? All the fans had left.
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was playing crossy road.
Can February March? No but April may.
Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.
10.why are recycling bins so optimistic? Cuz they're full of cans.
[Insert minion meme]
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