A list of puns related to "Sochi"
"You win some, you Luge some".
Sometimes you win, sometimes you luge.
"Did you hear about the Olympic rings in the opening ceremony? One of them was afraid to come out."
"Why?" "Because I'd like to see Ligety split!"
Later if I asked him a question about the olympics he always responded with "Go post your question on the string"
I was dating this speed skater who made the national team and was asked to go to the Olympics...Sochi left me.
Have you heard about these terrible hotel conditions in Sochi? I even heard that they have had to shit into a can. Ya, the news keeps mentioning this poo-tin!
"Did you see that? It was Sochi-zy"
http://goo.gl/4RBWVA
tl;dr: TIL During the 2014 Sochi Olympics, Russians got free passes on the Moscow subway system if they did 30 squats in front of a motion sensor
/u/SayLem37: "How did the sensor know they were russian?"
/u/eatnubmer1: "They did the squats quickly."
He turned to me while we were watching Bob Costas covering the Sochi Olympics and he said "you know what I would say to Bob Costas if I met him today?" "No, Grandpa." "Eye, Eye" Should have seen that one coming.
....And I looked up where Sochi was
Me- oh its right on the border of Georgia.
Dad- I didn't know it was so close, hell I've probably been there.
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