A friend of of mine opened a business in South Korea.

He’s a Seoul proprietor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jspittman
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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When I was in the capital of South Korea, I bought new shoes pads...

I felt like a new man, walking about with my new inSeouls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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There was a zombie infestation in South Korea's Capital

The president, hiding in a secret bunker, ordered the city to be nuked to contain the outbreak, killing both zombies and civilians in the area.

After the strike, he went to celebrate with his wife, but she was sad.

"Honey, we just ended the zombie epidemic. Why are you sad?" he asked.

She responded: "You killed millions of civilians. How can I be happy if you no longer have a Seoul?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timeforepic_inc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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I recently did a tour of South Korea that included every city except the capital.

While I enjoyed it, I felt the trip had no Seoul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TD_KingJason
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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What did Train say when they visited a sibling in South Korea?

Hey, Seoul Sister!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/99-bottlesofbeer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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Why North korea and south Korea's relationship didn't work?

Because North doesn't have a Seoul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s4m_sepi0l
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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So if North Korea succeeded in invading South Korea....

would that make it a Seoul crushing Victory?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EdwoodTheOwl
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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The result of Germany vs South Korea in World Cup
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Future_Banner
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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I can’t believe Kim Jon Un wants to nuke South Korea

Does he have no Seoul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JO10EY14
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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What kind of music do they listen to in South Korea?

Seoul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thinkcriticaler
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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Have any of you seen Billy Joel’s documentary on South Korea?

It’s all about Seoul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sors_bandeam
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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My friend went to the capital of South Korea on business and fell in love!

She found her Seoul-mate!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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If South Korea ever has a natural disaster, you really should donate money to them.

It's good for the Seoul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisLW
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2015
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My friend went with a tour group to the capital of South Korea and got lost amongst the crowd...

It took a little Seoul searching, but he eventually found his way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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I've decided to go to South Korea to find love...

I'm determined to find my Seoul mate.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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I think Kim Jong Un really stepped over the line when he visited South Korea
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matsas11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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Kim Jong Un’s historic trip to South Korea is the first by any North Korean leader.

About time he got on the Seoul Train

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What’s the difference between North and South Korea?

North Korea has no Seoul...!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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[totally true story just happened to me:] *the setup* staying in an airbnb... another guest arrives, he is a neuro-surgeon from south korea... interviewing at UCSF - I built that hosptial, so said to him

Wow, neuro-surgeon huh... I'd like to pick your brain....

He did not get it...

(those type of pun opportunities dont come to mind that often...) ((another one bitches))

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sarah_Connor
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2017
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Why doesn't the capital of South Korea have any redheads?

Because Seoul has no gingers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vince-M
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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What do you call a guy who lives in the capital of South Korea?

🎢 He's a Seoul man! 🎢

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glyph-bellchime
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2018
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What's the most popular music genre in South Korea?

Seoul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diego_godean
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2017
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South Korea is so much more inviting than North Korea.

North Korea is a Seoulless place.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2017
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I have a good friend in South Korea

They’re my Seoul-mate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pickletato
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2017
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If you're ever in South Korea, stay away from the dog soup restaurants.

I hear it's full of E. collie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jurassicbond
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2017
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I had a layover in South Korea on my way to the Philippines.

Met a nice Korean girl while sitting in the airport. I realized we had a lot of stuff in common, so we exchanged numbers before I left, and we're still friends today.

Sometimes I call her my Seoul Mate, but I don't know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kayneargand
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2017
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I saw a guy when I was in South Korea. Really down, and out of luck. No money. No friends. No job...

What a poor Seoul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/altsetiX
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2015
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My parents are going to visit South Korea for 2 weeks in February

This Valentine's Day, your mom will be my Seoulmate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blaracarton
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2014
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There was a zombie infestation in South Korea's Capitol

The president, hiding in a secret bunker, ordered the city to be nuked to contain the outbreak, killing both zombies and civilians in the area.

After the strike, he went to celebrate with his wife, but she was sad.

"Honey, we just ended the zombie epidemic. Why are you sad?" he asked.

She responded: "You killed millions of civilians. How can I be happy if you no longer have a Seoul?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timeforepic_inc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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