My boyfriend dropped this while watching the Sochi Games.

"You win some, you Luge some".

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2014
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What did the Russian bobsleigh team say after they were stripped of their Sochi Olympic medal?

Sometimes you win, sometimes you luge.

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My very supportive dad told me this one today when I was complaining about Sochi.

"Did you hear about the Olympic rings in the opening ceremony? One of them was afraid to come out."

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2014
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Watching Ted Ligety's gold medal-winning Men's Giant Slalom performance just now, and my dad suddenly asks, "I hope they show some footage of Ted Ligety leaving Sochi."

"Why?" "Because I'd like to see Ligety split!"

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2014
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So I told my dad about ELI5's Sochi Olympic thread.

Later if I asked him a question about the olympics he always responded with "Go post your question on the string"

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She was *Russian* to leave me...

I was dating this speed skater who made the national team and was asked to go to the Olympics...Sochi left me.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2014
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My dad on the Olympics opening ceremony

"Did you see that? It was Sochi-zy"

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2014
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I feel like this joke is underappreciated on /r/todayilearned.

http://goo.gl/4RBWVA

tl;dr: TIL During the 2014 Sochi Olympics, Russians got free passes on the Moscow subway system if they did 30 squats in front of a motion sensor

/u/SayLem37: "How did the sensor know they were russian?"

/u/eatnubmer1: "They did the squats quickly."

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My Grandpa while watching the NBC coverage of the Olympics

He turned to me while we were watching Bob Costas covering the Sochi Olympics and he said "you know what I would say to Bob Costas if I met him today?" "No, Grandpa." "Eye, Eye" Should have seen that one coming.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2014
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So we were watching the Olymipcs...

....And I looked up where Sochi was

Me- oh its right on the border of Georgia.

Dad- I didn't know it was so close, hell I've probably been there.

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