Hunger Games Catching Fire
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📅︎ Nov 27 2013
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What do they call the hunger games in Europe

Battle Royale with cheese

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📅︎ Nov 23 2016
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My wife and I told my dad we watched the most recent Hunger Games

"Did Jay get mad?"

"What dad?"

"Most people don't like being mocked so I wonder if Jay got mad."

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📅︎ Mar 29 2015
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My dad after I came home from seeing The Hunger Games

Dad: How hot is Katniss? Me: Yeah she's beautiful. Dad: I hear she's...catching fire.

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👤︎ u/tenags
📅︎ Nov 30 2013
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To all the Muslims out there

Let the hunger games begin

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📅︎ Apr 25 2020
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Rude dad-joke. Wife frowned but laughed.

Discussing The Hunger Games, our teenage daughter asked, "Wasn't Katniss named after a root?" My ribald reply: "All babies get named after a root."

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📅︎ Apr 07 2014
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Food Games

My brother after suggesting we go to watch The Hunger Games: we might as well go for dinner tonight.

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📅︎ Nov 23 2013
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Wife got me in the movie theater...

We were watching the newest Hunger Games movie a couple of weekends ago. Throughout the film she was (very quietly) whispering interesting things that were in the books but not the film.

Mild Spoilers

There is a certain part where a character goes back for a cat.

End Mild Spoilers

She leans over and I think she was going to tell me another interesting things about the scene. She whispered a little louder than the other times, "You've gotta be kitten me right meow!"

You could hear the slight chuckle from the people in front of us and I had to stifle my laughter. I probably shouldn't find it that funny, but I love good timing and a corny joke.

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📅︎ Dec 10 2014
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