I asked my doctor if he could refer me to a specialist about my addiction to board games. Draughts, Snakes and ladders, Scrabble....
He asked "Any Chess?"
So I said no, I'd rather go private.
I told my friend I was going to rob a toy store for some board games
He said I could go to jail for it. I said it was a Risk worth taking
What do you yell at a Chinese board game tournament?
I considered converting my wardrobe to house my board game collection, but was worried about losing clothing space.
The police easily caught the thief who stole a board game.
It was a trivial pursuit.
There is a board game that I stopped playing years ago.
But I don't like talking about my checkered past.
What does a board game maker do when discussing their ideas?
They monopolize the conversation
What is Apple's favorite board game?
I wasn’t allowed to bring my board game onto the aeroplane as a carry on luggage.
They said that The Risk was too big.
My stupid cousin thinks he's collected one of every board game ever made.
That idiot doesn't have a Clue.
Any punny name suggestions for a board game cafe?
What is Captain Morgan’s fav board game to play with his family?
Players just can’t seem to keep their hands off this new board game..
I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday.
It was a risk I was willing to take.
I didn’t realize my dad used to steal board-games from the toy store.
But when I look back now, all the Clues added up.
Thieves broke into a Toy store and stole all their board-games.
Police are currently looking for Clues.
I saw two policemen chasing a person who had just stolen a board game of little value.
It was a really trivial pursuit.
I saw the police chasing a guy down the street, who'd just stolen an inexpensive board game......
It was a real trivial pursuit
I can’t find that board game anywhere.
It’s a mystery to me. I’m Clueless.
What did the board game eat for breakfast?
What’s Canada’s favorite board game?
Here's the latest episode of a competitive pun gameshow that I host, 'Punnit'. Where 3 contestants deliver their best pre-written pun to categories such as Board Games & Kitchen Utensils, Pokemon & Takeaway Dishes + more.
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What board game does Hitler enjoy?
I took my friend's board game without him noticing.
My family decided to have a Board Game night, but couldn’t agree on what to play.
Finally we settled on Catan.
Why shouldn’t you play board games on safari?
Because there are always cheetahs.
Have you ever noticed that Hasbro has cornered the entire board game industry?
I guess you can say they own a monopoly.
Why should you never play board games with jungle cats?
They're a bunch of cheetahs!
A board game walked into a bar.
The barman says, 'I'll serve you but I don't want any Trouble'.
My brother received board games for his birthday!
He got a Clue and a Life! He now owns a Monopoly of board games in his house!
My friend thinks he so smart cause he owns every board game.
But he doesn't have a Clue.
I’m avoiding playing board games with my family
I really don’t want to die
I really don’t know if I like the board game battleship. Sometimes I love playing it, other times I loathe it.
Honestly it’s hit or miss.
My favourite board game is Articulate.
Kids: Dad... want to play a board game?
Dad: sorry, I’d rather play something interesting.
When it comes to board games about buying real estate,
I almost got caught stealing a board game today.
But it was a Risk I was willing to take.
I wasn’t allowed to take my board game as a carry on luggage onto the aeroplane.
They said that the Risk was too big.
I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday.
It was a risk I was willing to take.
I wasn’t allowed to bring in my board game as a carry on luggage on to the aeroplane.
They said the Risk was too big.
Which board game can also make breakfast?
I wasn’t allowed to bring my board game on to the plane as a carry on luggage.
They said the Risk was too big.
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