My yacht passenger was rude to me when he gruffly asked "how will we embark upon our trip?"

So I told him to shove off.

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📅︎ Jul 20 2020
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When does a dog become a sailor?

When he embarks.

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📅︎ Feb 20 2017
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Dad joke on moms day

I was out at dinner with my family, and this popped into my head. So i ask "do dogs ever leave?". My family is looking at me pretty confused at this point."of course not. They embark. " sister and mom shake their heads, my dad merely chuckles.

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📅︎ May 11 2015
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Got dad-joked by my college coach

My college cross country coach was a source of endless terrible jokes. One time, the team was preparing to embark on a long run from campus, and our coach told us to be careful.

"Did you heard about the guy who got hit by a car last week? He lost his left arm and his left leg."

"Oh no! Is he ok?"

"He's all right now."

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👤︎ u/xcgeorge
📅︎ Mar 22 2015
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