What do you get, when you pour down hot water into a rabbit hole?
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
What’s Harry Potters favourite way to get down a hill?
Walking? No… J.K. Rolling
How do you get down from an elephant?
You don’t, you get down from a goose
Where do you get tired laying down?
Anyone: I’m gunna run down to the convenient store and get something to drink.
Dad: you should probably drive, running that far seems like a lot of unnecessary work.
Tree before it gets cut down: wait! I'm a talking tree!
Lumberjack: and you will dialogue
Soccer coach to newbie: "Basically, you kick this ball down the field and try to get it into that big net at the end."
"That's the goal at least."
Somebody get the Captain! There’s been a hull breach! We’re going down!
When I write down the alphabet I never get past the letter "I"
I guess that's where I draw the line.
Guy gets pulled over for running a stop sign. He says to the cop “give me a break man, I slowed down.” The cop starts beating on the guy and says...
“So... do you want me to slow down or do you want me to stop?”
If you ever get locked out of your home, sit down and talk to the lock calmly
Because communication is key
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked
now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
I’ll tell you what gets me down.
My wife said, “Why did you forget to get all the stuff from the grocery store that I wrote down?”
I said, “When I got there, I felt.....listless.”
The presidents guards aren’t allowed to scream “get down” before the president is attacked anymore.
They have to yell “Donald, Duck!”
Edit: whoever gave me the gold award, thank you so much. I would repay you in a way, but I don’t know who you are.
Wanna know what gets me down
I don’t know how you guys get home every night but, I squat down, put my head between my knees and fall forward.
A man bet another that a group of hippies couldn't get the meat down from a really high shelf without a ladder.
The cannibal replied "I can't, the steaks are too high"
How do u get a one-armed monkey down from a coconut tree?
Three tomatoes are walking down a street: papa tomato, mama tomato, and baby tomato. The baby tomato starts lagging behind and papa tomato gets really angry, goes back and squishes him. He says...
(I seriously don't get this) A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down
He hiked several miles to a farmhouse, and asked the farmer if there was a place he could stay overnight.
“Sure,” said the farmer, “my wife died several years ago, and my two daughters are twenty-one and twenty-three, but they’re off to college, and I’m all by myself, so I have lots of room to put you up.”
Hearing this, the salesman turned around and started walking back toward the highway.
The farmer called after him,“Didn’t you hear what I said? I have lots of room.”
“I heard you,” said the salesman, “but I think I’m in the wrong joke.”
I ran out of laundry detergent today. I didn't let it get me down.
I realized it was just the start of a whole new Era.
How does harry potter get down a hill?
How do you get down off an elephant?
You don’t. You get down off a duck.
How do you get Down off an Elephant?
You don’t, you get Down off a Duck
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
By walking!.... JK ROLLING!
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?
How do you get down off an elephant?
You don't. You get down off a duck.
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill?
What note do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
How do you get down from an elephant?
You don’t. You get down from a goose.
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.
Now they have to yell "Donald Duck!"
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.
Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
The secret service aren’t allowed to yell “GET DOWN” anymore if the president is about to be attacked.
Instead they say, “DONALD, Duck!”
How do you get down off of an elephant?
You don't get down off an elephant, you get down off of a goose.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
What do you get when a piano falls down a mineshaft?
How do you get down from an elephant?
You don’t. Down comes from a goose.
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.
Now they have to yell “Donald duck”!
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.
Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
How does Harry Potter get down hill?
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.
Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
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