Why did Stalin only write in lower case?
He was afraid of Capitalism.
A drug addicted midget is the only thing that will always be both lower and higher than me at the same time.
Setting my heights real low on this one guys. Lol
Lower back pain is the worst,
it's a real pain in the ass.
I went to an archaeology party where they were looking for remains of a lower leg
I went to an archeology party yesterday where they were only looking for remains of a lower leg
It was quite the shindig.
Why do communists only write using lower case letters?
Because they hate capitalism.
When I joined the local Grammar Nazi Party, they gave me their logo to put on my car. It's an upside-down, lower-case "e."
You know, a schwa sticker.
All the other numbers didn't like the first integer lower than 0.
Someone questioned the piece of cloth and fabric covering the lower half of my face
I told them “you’re masking me something I don’t have the answer to, why not mask someone else?”
I was once told that old married women have a bushy appendage attached to their lower back
But apparently it was just an old wives tale
Sorry if this breaks the rules but, please cheer up my dad! He's a punctuation expert who is recovering from surgery. He just had half of his lower digestive system removed. It would really cheer him up if you could comment with his favorite punctuation mark:
I was going to sculpt a human out of clay. I got the lower body and torso but ran out at the shoulders.
my wife asked me why i type everything in lower case.
i said i stopped giving a shift.
What do you call a judge from a lower court when they go nuts?
[OC] The prehistoric shark in a limbo competition asked the presiding official, Don, to lower the bar. “Low enough?” Don asked.
“No, I want it even lower. I want it mega-low, Don.”
My wife asked me, “Why do you always text in lower case?”
I said, “i decided to stop giving a shift.”
We should all be listening to music on a lower volume to save energy:
I really enjoyed the party where people would hack away at other people's lower legs with a shovel
Karl Marx wrote using only lower case letters.
Idea for a TV show: a show about a bunch of lower class South East English people trying to do the right thing
I call it The Only Way is Ethics
Anybody who can complete tasks atop the surface of their lower kitchen cabinets is...
What is the device which is used to cool the lower jaws of south american rodents?
A chinchilla chin chiller
Just discovered a crack forming on the bottom of my lower back.
I put some cannabidiol (CBD) cream on my lower leg.
Now, I’m stoney below knee.
Want to know a secret about lower legs?
I'd tell you, but it's on a knee to toe basis.
Is lower back considered an organ?
Because it's definitely not a piano
"Lower your voice!"
We are out shopping and my dad calls from across the way really loudly. My mom then proceeds to tell my dad to lower his voice. He then lays on the ground and says it again.
I don't care what anyone says, on a digital clock, the lower horizontal bit on the 8 is better than the middle or top bit...
And that's the bottom line.
What do you call sandwich meat if you put it on your lower leg?