Why did Stalin only write in lower case?

He was afraid of Capitalism.

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A drug addicted midget is the only thing that will always be both lower and higher than me at the same time.

Setting my heights real low on this one guys. Lol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaSuperior
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Lower back pain is the worst,

it's a real pain in the ass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UzumakiChetan10
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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I went to an archaeology party where they were looking for remains of a lower leg

It was quite the shindig

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdelisi18
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I went to an archeology party yesterday where they were only looking for remains of a lower leg

It was quite the shindig.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DistortedWolf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Why do communists only write using lower case letters?

Because they hate capitalism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zuckerschneggle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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When I joined the local Grammar Nazi Party, they gave me their logo to put on my car. It's an upside-down, lower-case "e."

You know, a schwa sticker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fat_Elvis_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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All the other numbers didn't like the first integer lower than 0.

He was a negative one.

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Someone questioned the piece of cloth and fabric covering the lower half of my face

I told them β€œyou’re masking me something I don’t have the answer to, why not mask someone else?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theburgerjoint
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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I was once told that old married women have a bushy appendage attached to their lower back

But apparently it was just an old wives tale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luscious_Glory
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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Sorry if this breaks the rules but, please cheer up my dad! He's a punctuation expert who is recovering from surgery. He just had half of his lower digestive system removed. It would really cheer him up if you could comment with his favorite punctuation mark:

;

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edhere
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2017
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I was going to sculpt a human out of clay. I got the lower body and torso but ran out at the shoulders.

I didn't plan ahead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coluber_kid
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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my wife asked me why i type everything in lower case.

i said i stopped giving a shift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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What do you call a judge from a lower court when they go nuts?

Judgmental

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stor_e_teller
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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[OC] The prehistoric shark in a limbo competition asked the presiding official, Don, to lower the bar. β€œLow enough?” Don asked.

β€œNo, I want it even lower. I want it mega-low, Don.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/budcuddly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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My wife asked me, β€œWhy do you always text in lower case?”

I said, β€œi decided to stop giving a shift.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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We should all be listening to music on a lower volume to save energy:

Turn down for watt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeggieSkitzles
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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I really enjoyed the party where people would hack away at other people's lower legs with a shovel

It was a real shindig

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJ_Bambusbjorn
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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Karl Marx wrote using only lower case letters.

He hated capitalism

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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Idea for a TV show: a show about a bunch of lower class South East English people trying to do the right thing

I call it The Only Way is Ethics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamverymature69
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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Anybody who can complete tasks atop the surface of their lower kitchen cabinets is...

...counter productive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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What is the device which is used to cool the lower jaws of south american rodents?

A chinchilla chin chiller

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πŸ‘€︎ u/torrell8
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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Just discovered a crack forming on the bottom of my lower back.

Its my fault.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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I put some cannabidiol (CBD) cream on my lower leg.

Now, I’m stoney below knee.

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Want to know a secret about lower legs?

I'd tell you, but it's on a knee to toe basis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bdfariello
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2017
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Is lower back considered an organ?

Because it's definitely not a piano

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrToastyToast
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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"Lower your voice!"

We are out shopping and my dad calls from across the way really loudly. My mom then proceeds to tell my dad to lower his voice. He then lays on the ground and says it again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotADisease
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2013
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I don't care what anyone says, on a digital clock, the lower horizontal bit on the 8 is better than the middle or top bit...

And that's the bottom line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeardFM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2016
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What do you call sandwich meat if you put it on your lower leg?

Below knee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0N3WH0KN0CK5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2017
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What does the avian aristocracy call the lower classes? obviologistpuns.tumblr.co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/obviologist
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