this year, i have decided to type everything in lower case letters.
i have stopped giving a shift.
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︎ Mar 09 2021
Why should you write βrepublicanβ in lower case?
Because they donβt deserve to be anywhere near the capital.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
What happens when you get two more lower arms?
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Why did Stalin only write in lower case?
He was afraid of Capitalism.
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︎ Jan 14 2020
A drug addicted midget is the only thing that will always be both lower and higher than me at the same time.
Setting my heights real low on this one guys. Lol
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Lower back pain is the worst,
it's a real pain in the ass.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
I went to an archaeology party where they were looking for remains of a lower leg
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︎ Jul 02 2020
Why do communists only write using lower case letters?
Because they hate capitalism.
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︎ Apr 22 2020
When I joined the local Grammar Nazi Party, they gave me their logo to put on my car. It's an upside-down, lower-case "e."
You know, a schwa sticker.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
What does Batmanβs cowl show the lower half of his face?
So the police can see heβs white and not blast him.
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︎ Jun 25 2020
Sorry if this breaks the rules but, please cheer up my dad! He's a punctuation expert who is recovering from surgery. He just had half of his lower digestive system removed. It would really cheer him up if you could comment with his favorite punctuation mark:
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︎ Apr 25 2017
All the other numbers didn't like the first integer lower than 0.
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︎ May 31 2020
I was once told that old married women have a bushy appendage attached to their lower back
But apparently it was just an old wives tale
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︎ Apr 07 2020
Someone questioned the piece of cloth and fabric covering the lower half of my face
I told them βyouβre masking me something I donβt have the answer to, why not mask someone else?β
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︎ May 28 2020
I was going to sculpt a human out of clay. I got the lower body and torso but ran out at the shoulders.
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︎ Dec 31 2019
What do you call a judge from a lower court when they go nuts?
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︎ Oct 05 2019
[OC] The prehistoric shark in a limbo competition asked the presiding official, Don, to lower the bar. βLow enough?β Don asked.
βNo, I want it even lower. I want it mega-low, Don.β
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︎ Oct 26 2019
We should all be listening to music on a lower volume to save energy:
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︎ May 31 2019
I really enjoyed the party where people would hack away at other people's lower legs with a shovel
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︎ May 01 2019
Karl Marx wrote using only lower case letters.
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︎ Mar 16 2019
Anybody who can complete tasks atop the surface of their lower kitchen cabinets is...
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︎ Jan 18 2019
What is the device which is used to cool the lower jaws of south american rodents?
A chinchilla chin chiller
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︎ Oct 31 2018
Just discovered a crack forming on the bottom of my lower back.
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︎ Sep 03 2018
I put some cannabidiol (CBD) cream on my lower leg.
Now, Iβm stoney below knee.
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︎ Sep 24 2018
Want to know a secret about lower legs?
I'd tell you, but it's on a knee to toe basis.
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︎ Mar 09 2017
Is lower back considered an organ?
Because it's definitely not a piano
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︎ Mar 11 2018
"Lower your voice!"
We are out shopping and my dad calls from across the way really loudly. My mom then proceeds to tell my dad to lower his voice. He then lays on the ground and says it again.
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︎ Sep 16 2013
I don't care what anyone says, on a digital clock, the lower horizontal bit on the 8 is better than the middle or top bit...
And that's the bottom line.
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︎ May 23 2016
What do you call sandwich meat if you put it on your lower leg?
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︎ Aug 20 2017
I went to an archeology party yesterday where they were only looking for remains of a lower leg
It was quite the shindig.
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︎ Jul 01 2020
my wife asked me why i type everything in lower case.
i said i stopped giving a shift.
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︎ May 04 2019
My wife asked me, βWhy do you always text in lower case?β
I said, βi decided to stop giving a shift.β
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