Falling in love is dangerous.
Mate died today by falling into a vat of coffee!
I Can’t Herb Falling in Love With You
As I drive, I often see signs that say: "Falling Rocks"
Yeah, that's a LIE. Sometimes I even have a hard time getting up afterwards.
One day, my friend started falling randomly. But when he took his footwear off, he was fine!
Turns out he was wearing slippers.
Doctor leaning over a patient who is slowly falling asleep due to anesthetic
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No worries Steve, this will work out just fine. It’s an easy procedure.
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But doctor, I’m not Steve!!
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I know, I am Steve.
It made me sick that my chimney started falling off the house.
Luckily I caught the flue
How does the solar system keep it's pants from falling down?
My son said his teeth are falling out.
I wonder what they're arguing about.
My neighbour died after falling into a giant vat of coffee, but thankfully didn’t suffer.
I'm writing a book about falling down stairs...
It's a step by step guide.
From my kids... Would you like a guide to falling down the stairs.
Step 1
Step 2
Step 3
Step 6
Step 9...
The key to falling asleep quickly is to sleep at the edge of the bed.
Did you know Aaron Burr had a brother who was always falling over?
Why does my motorcycle keep falling asleep?
I recently read an article about how a woman was killed by a falling bookcase.
Morticians say that she only had her shelf to blame.
The other day I bought some new pants from France, but when I out them in they kept falling off.
Turns out, they were made in Toulouse.
Falling in love I beautiful
Wanting to impress my son at the zoo today, I revealed to him, "Used to be best friends with a giraffe, but we had a falling out." Puzzled, he asked, "What happened?" I shook my head, "I don't know really, but I felt..."
"He was always looking down on me!"
As a leper, I feel like I’m falling apart.
I just lost my left leg.
Edit: now my right leg.
Edit: now my left arm.
It's too bad about the guy that overreacted after falling into a lens-making machine.
He truly made a spectacle of himself.
Just wrote a book about falling down the stair case
It's a step-by-step guide
How does a lamb, a drum, and a snake sound falling off a cliff?
Baa-dum-sss.
(Told by literally my dad)
What sound does a piano make falling down a mineshaft?
When the moisture from the sky stops falling
Falling from 3 floors isn’t that bad…
But 4 floors is another story.
A salesman said his windows were unbreakable, so I punched one. That hurt, but not nearly as much as the window falling off the display and landing on my head. Unfortunately I can't sue...
...they were advertised as double-pain windows after all.
I walked into my house after slipping and falling in my garden...
My son noticed that I had brown all over my shorts.
Son: “What happened, dad?”
Me: “Well, son, I appear to have soiled myself.”
I broke my upper arm falling down the stairs.
It's quite humerus if you think about it.
Some days you feel like falling apart.
What did the father say to his falling son?
Son, you've got potential
Do you see the video of Sean Connery on Zoom with the books falling on him?
He said " Sho Shorry, only got myshelf to blame "
What do you call a prisoner falling down stairs?
Condescending, condescending.
What did the mushroom say as he was falling off of the cliff?
A falling tree always sounds like a dog
Did you hear that Mick Jagger and Keith Richards had a huge falling out because Mick wouldn't stop speaking in broken Spanish?
When asked about it in an interview, Mick confirmed that "The Rolling Stones gather no mas"
what did the flat earther say before falling from a rocket onto the ground?
Between the free falling stock markets, the Covid 19 pandemic, and locusts in Africa, there is one silver lining.
At least tomorrow isn’t Friday the thirteen... yikes!
My friend bet me a subway sandwich that I couldn't walk on a tightrope without falling. He was right.
Why did the unicycle keep falling down?
Heard about the Librarian who fell victim to falling bookshelves?
What does the horse say after falling?
“Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up”
I've just written a book about falling down a staircase
It's a step by step guide
What do you call a smart-ass prisoner falling down the stairs ?
A condescending con descending.
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