Falling Down Puns

A list of puns related to "Falling Down"

How does the solar system keep it's pants from falling down?

It uses an asteroid belt

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👤︎ u/scifi_jon
📅︎ Feb 18 2021
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I'm writing a book about falling down stairs...

It's a step by step guide.

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👤︎ u/FLASHsixx
📅︎ Jan 06 2021
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From my kids... Would you like a guide to falling down the stairs.

Step 1 Step 2 Step 3 Step 6 Step 9...

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👤︎ u/SolarGuy55
📅︎ Feb 16 2021
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Just wrote a book about falling down the stair case

It's a step-by-step guide

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👤︎ u/Louis_T_252
📅︎ Sep 22 2020
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What sound does a piano make falling down a mineshaft?

A flat miner.

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👤︎ u/lvrcerosis
📅︎ Sep 11 2020
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I broke my upper arm falling down the stairs.

It's quite humerus if you think about it.

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👤︎ u/Travisv36
📅︎ Aug 20 2020
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What do you call a prisoner falling down stairs?

Condescending, condescending.

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👤︎ u/a-sesquipedalian-
📅︎ Jun 19 2020
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Why did the unicycle keep falling down?

It was one tired bike

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👤︎ u/FreakyStarrbies
📅︎ Jan 05 2020
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Falling-down drunk sailors...

... are absolutely ship-faced!

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👤︎ u/Naitraen
📅︎ Jan 14 2020
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What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill?

A lambslide

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👤︎ u/feathersoft
📅︎ Dec 22 2017
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I have written a new book called "How to Survive falling down a staircase”

.........It is a step by step guide

Edit: oh my god wow, thank you for the silver!

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👤︎ u/cynocation
📅︎ May 31 2019
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Why don't cowboys like falling down?

They might not be able to giddyup again

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👤︎ u/Varnarok
📅︎ Sep 04 2019
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What did the radio say after falling down?

“My whole body hertz!”

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👤︎ u/NoamTheSHEEP
📅︎ Sep 23 2019
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Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft

and I’ll show you A-flat minor.

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👤︎ u/labink
📅︎ Jul 08 2019
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Every time I try to set up my tripod, it keeps falling down

I can't stand it anymore.

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👤︎ u/norrisrw
📅︎ Mar 05 2019
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What musical note does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

...a flat minor

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👤︎ u/kennethjc
📅︎ Jul 10 2017
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Why did the Pilgrims’ pants keep falling down?

Because their belt buckles were on their hats!

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👤︎ u/SoulOfCthulhu
📅︎ Nov 21 2018
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Whats the similarity between people wearing glasses walking down the stairs and people without glasses falling down the stairs?

Spectacles

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👤︎ u/JawnsDoesReddit
📅︎ Mar 10 2018
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Dad: My pants keep falling down

Brother: Because you have no ass!

Father: Yeah, your grandmother must've taken that drug when she was pregnant with me.

Brother: Huh? What drug?

Father: Noassitol.

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👤︎ u/stayfrosty56
📅︎ Aug 21 2017
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I've just written a book about falling down a staircase

It's a step by step guide

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Sep 23 2020
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What do you call a smart-ass prisoner falling down the stairs ?

A condescending con descending.

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👤︎ u/joe4645
📅︎ Apr 20 2020
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What do you call the sound of a piano falling down a mineshaft?

A flat miner

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👤︎ u/tmarsee530
📅︎ Nov 21 2019
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Why does the cycle keep falling down?

Because it’s too tired.

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👤︎ u/ItsYaBoiAbd
📅︎ Dec 03 2019
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