I've just written a book about falling down a staircase

It's a step by step guide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Just wrote a book about falling down the stair case

It's a step-by-step guide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Louis_T_252
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What sound does a piano make falling down a mineshaft?

A flat miner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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I broke my upper arm falling down the stairs.

It's quite humerus if you think about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Travisv36
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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What do you call a prisoner falling down stairs?

Condescending, condescending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a-sesquipedalian-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Why did the unicycle keep falling down?

It was one tired bike

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreakyStarrbies
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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Falling-down drunk sailors...

... are absolutely ship-faced!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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I have written a new book called "How to Survive falling down a staircase”

.........It is a step by step guide

Edit: oh my god wow, thank you for the silver!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cynocation
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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Why don't cowboys like falling down?

They might not be able to giddyup again

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Varnarok
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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What did the radio say after falling down?

β€œMy whole body hertz!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoamTheSHEEP
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill?

A lambslide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/feathersoft
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2017
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Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft

and I’ll show you A-flat minor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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Every time I try to set up my tripod, it keeps falling down

I can't stand it anymore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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Why did the Pilgrims’ pants keep falling down?

Because their belt buckles were on their hats!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoulOfCthulhu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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What musical note does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

...a flat minor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kennethjc
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2017
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Whats the similarity between people wearing glasses walking down the stairs and people without glasses falling down the stairs?

Spectacles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JawnsDoesReddit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2018
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Dad: My pants keep falling down

Brother: Because you have no ass!

Father: Yeah, your grandmother must've taken that drug when she was pregnant with me.

Brother: Huh? What drug?

Father: Noassitol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stayfrosty56
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2017
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What do you call a smart-ass prisoner falling down the stairs ?

A condescending con descending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joe4645
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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What do you call the sound of a piano falling down a mineshaft?

A flat miner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tmarsee530
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Why does the cycle keep falling down?

Because it’s too tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsYaBoiAbd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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