Doctor leaning over a patient who is slowly falling asleep due to anesthetic
  • No worries Steve, this will work out just fine. It’s an easy procedure.

  • But doctor, I’m not Steve!!

  • I know, I am Steve.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/arv1do
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Did you know Aaron Burr had a brother who was always falling over?

His name was Tim.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CanadianTrainFan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04 2020
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My bike keeps falling over

I can't stand it when that happens

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LukaNo007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02 2019
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My bike keeps falling over.

It's two tired.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/electric_leper
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01 2019
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What type of insect keeps falling over

A tumble-bee

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Patrick0B
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14 2018
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Why did the hens babies keep falling over?

Why did the hens babies keep falling over?

Cause Chicks Be Trippin'

:)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nekneit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25 2013
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My 14 year old dropped this one on me - I am so proud: two snare drums and a cymbal fall over a cliff...

Budd-a Ching!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bjazmoore
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02 2021
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Why did the living door fall over?

He was knocked unconscious!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27 2020
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What kind of table is most likely to fall over?

An uns table. (Just made that up)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/takes_joke_literally
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28 2020
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Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was 2-tired. (Courtesy of my daughter)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/darth-noxious
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 30 2020
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Why do waiters like people who fall over gracefully?

Because they tip well

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LMB2001
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06 2020
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I saw a stoner fall over every time he took a puff of his joint

Turns out he was smoking Tumbleweed

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DutchBlob
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 22 2020
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Why did the milk fall over?

It's difficult to stand when you lactose!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stdoubtloud
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 15 2020
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Why do bicycles fall over?

Because they’re two-tired!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25 2019
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Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

If they lifted up the other one, they’d fall over.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/B1RDS-ARENT-REAL
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13 2021
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I don't trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say 'press', but if you press those badges they just fall over all surprised.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Deeman_27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 18 2017
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What do you call a bunch of idiots that fall over?

Dumb-n-oes

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ekrub1022
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09 2019
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A woman falls into a well. Her husband immediately puts a cover over it.

Well that got dark quickly

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zachpledger
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25 2018
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You otter hear this

A stoat and a weasel meet in a bar in the late fall and have a few drinks. One thing leads to another, and they decide to leave and spend the night together.

As they leave the weasel leans over and whispers, "i see you've changed into your winter coat. So, your place, ermine?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/damarius
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18 2021
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/communist_scumbag
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26 2020
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Why did the drug addict fall over?

He tripped.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GoldenYLP
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27 2018
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Why was my post removed?

Can someone tell me why my post was removed?

I'm a bit annoyed about this as it caused my fence to fall over

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/emu404
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 04 2020
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Why didn’t the horses house fall over?

It was stable.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sanjifu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06 2018
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This bike stand outside my local mall
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KulgyHD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10 2018
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Why did the bike fall over?

It was two tired.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JoeJoey2004
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06 2021
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Why did the bike fall over?

It was two tired.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/goddred
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06 2021
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Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was too tired..

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/slashtag-CtrlAltDel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23 2020
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Why did the bicycle fall over?

It was two tired πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/balkso
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09 2020
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Why did the bicycle fall over?

It was two tired.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/qubirt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30 2020
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Why did the bike fall over?

It was Two Tired

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/reefer_rat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07 2020
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Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was too tired.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TicklemeFTR
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 27 2020
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Why did the motorbike fall over?

Two tired

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EranorGreywood
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12 2020
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Why did the bike fall over?

Because it was two tired

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bigred2523
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12 2019
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"Why did the bike fall over"

Because it was "two tired"!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FISTY_FLATCHESTIA
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21 2016
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Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two tired.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TeemoTheOverlord
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16 2017
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Why do bycicles fall over?

Because they are two-tired!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/michelpulha
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 22 2018
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Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two tired

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pyrohectical
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18 2018
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Why did the bike fall over?

Because it was two tired

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hamboodie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21 2018
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Why does a bicycle fall over?

Because it's two tired

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Slipnrip
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13 2018
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Why did the bicycle fall over?

It was two tired...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BigHummer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29 2018
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Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it's too tired

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/snoopal00p
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 04 2018
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Why did the bike fall over?

It was two tired.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/deep_phobias
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 24 2018
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Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two tyred.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BorisOfMyr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22 2018
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Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two tired.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hrick11
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 02 2016
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

show more
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HornyBastard37484739
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26 2020
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Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?

Because if it didn't it would fall over.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nolan-
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