What's it called when a person from the Middle East takes a really bad tumble?

Falafel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aladek
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Dwayne Johnson took a tumble the other day, on National Hair Color day.

The headlines:

Rock Falls, Everyone Dyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOtherWizardGuy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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So if a girl named Autumn takes a tumble....

does she fall?

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I was doing gymnastics after a part-time shift at the tire change shop, my coach asked me how I learned to do back handsprings without a tumbling cylinder

I said it actually just took me a goodyear or two

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dis907kid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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I was lying beneath a tree pondering gravity, when suddenly an apple came tumbling down

. . . and then it struck me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/l94xxx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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A man was walking along a stream..

... when he noticed that every shoot growing put of the ground was a four leaf shamrock. There were millions of them, spread out along both banks.

Being superstitious, the man assumed the place must be somehow imbued with an extraordinary amount of luck.

He sought out the owner of the land, and promptly bought it, spending everything he had to do so.

His plan was to build a small house at the site and thereby ensure he would be surrounded by good fortune for the rest of his life.

Sadly, while lifting smooth river stones to create the foundation of his dream home, he slipped on some mud, hit his head on a stone, was knocked unconscious, tumbled into the water, and drowned.

This conclusively proved to the townsfolk, that the location was not lucky at all.

The moral of this story?

Don't judge a brook by it's clover.

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I saw a woman who said to check her balance, I paused and wondered why she asked that but I checked her balance with a push and she tumbled to the ground. I shruged, got my bank statement and left the bank.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/datboiJR
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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In the forest, a sad lonely looking turtle begins to climb slowly up a huge tree. Half way up, it edges along a branch, sighs, then jumps. It falls smacking into the ground, bouncing and tumbling across the forest floor...

Recovering and bruised, he slowly climbs the tree again, jumps and falls to the ground.

The turtle tries again and again, while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watch his pathetic efforts.

Finally, the female bird turns to her mate, β€œDarling, don't you think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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What kind of drugs do people in the desert do?

Tumble weed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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A string goes into a bar. He asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says β€œwe don’t serve string here.

So the string goes outside and waits for a while. He goes back in and sets at the bar and orders a beer. The bartender says β€œwe don’t serve string here. So, frustrated the string goes back outside and sits n the curb. Boom, he gets run over and tumbles and starts to come apart.
He goes back into the same bar and orders a beer. The bartender looks closely at him and says β€œhey aren’t you that piece of string that was just in here?” The string looks him in the eye and says β€œnope, I’m a frayed knot!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfntx
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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Why Don't Gymnasts Use Towels?

Cause they tumble dry...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IamSchrute25
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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What do you call A Scottish gymnast?

A tumbling tumble-tweed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joey_the_Duck
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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My Dad got me when I was 16, bleeding in a field and in agony.

I was 16 and at a rowing regatta I was competing in. It was middle of the day and very hot everyone was under these massive gazebo/tent structures with big guide wires and these huge rusty steel tent pegs sledgehammered into the dirt.

Anyways I was running late for my race and my crew were yelling at me so I started running. The shortest way was through the spectator area on a big downhill towards the water so at full pace I went that way.

About halfway the top of my barefoot trips on the rusted top of one of these steel pegs and I fall face first and tumble through the dirt with my foot and ankle split open.

People run from all directions, medical staff etc someone holds a towel over my head for shade and I see my dad. He's looking down at me but it's hard to see through the dirt in my eyes and people around.

He asks "bloody hell mate, what happened?".

In agony I manage a "I kicked a tent peg".

He knelt down beside me, looked me in the eye and said "how far did it go?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sennais1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2014
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Did you hear about the kleptomaniac who had an accident in the laundromat?

He took a tumble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roastjelly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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What type of insect keeps falling over

A tumble-bee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Patrick0B
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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Where do wizards put their robes after washing them?

In the Dumble Dryer.

(Thought of only days after becoming a dad, finally found a place to share it where it'll be appreciated)

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2015
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My dad dropped this bird plane joke on me.

Two birds were flying together peacefully in the air. All of a sudden, a 747 blew past them at high speed. The birds were tumbling, tumbling, tumbling and tumbling, until they finally stabilized.

BIRD 1 exclaimed: "Woah! Did you see how fast that bird flew past us!"

BIRD 2 still dizzy from tumbling replied: "If you had 4 assholes on fireπŸ”₯ you would be going that fast too!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chefboyclakie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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Got my wife

She, while scrambling for footing on broken ice and snow, "I don't know where to put my feet."

Me, while grabbing her arm to prevent a tumble, "Most folks put 'em at the ends of their legs."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RufusDogtrot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2015
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Milkshakes

So we were on our way back from the grocery store, with our groceries bagged in the back of the car.

As my father drove, we hit a bump, causing our jug of milk to tumble about, the man sounding a soft grunt of frustration.

"The milk is ruined! ...we're going to have to use milkshakes now," my sister joked.

A few seconds passed, and my father simply stated, "It is a milkshake now."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshthenomad
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2013
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Small Medium

So my wife say, showing me a picture on Facebook of the guy she goes to see to get her future told, "This is my medium."

"Looks more like a small to me."

*** Crickets chirp and tumble-weed rolls through the lounge-room ***

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πŸ‘€︎ u/texasdeluxe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2014
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Why don’t gymnasts use towels?

Cause they tumble dry...

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