Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
What does a chemist say when he spills boiling gold all over himself?
Why does Dolly Parton always spill her coffee?
What do you get when there is an oil spill in the middle of the ocean?
Why did the rabbit spill its beer?
What do you call it when you spill your drink all over a piano?
Two chefs are working on a meal, the first chef is caramelising onions when some spill out the pan, the second chef says “what happened? Onions can’t jump by themselves”
the first chef responds with “they can if they’re spring onions”
If you spill pee on people
If you spill something...
Someone told me to spill the beans
I said not unless you're gonna clean it up
What happens if you trip on the rug and spill...
What do you use to clean up a spill in space?
What do you do when you spill acid on your skin?
Hear they had a radioactive spill at the primate lab?
They've now got fission chimps.
If you're eating chips and you spill them, it's a snaccident
Why did the cook spill his soup?
Because there was a leek in the pot.
Did you hear about the restaurant supply truck spill?
A truck delivering frozen restaurant foodstuffs had a major spill on the highway. Since it was early morning and the authorities wanted to avoid a melty mess, they sought volunteers to spread evenly along the ditch picking up frozen mozzarella sticks. It was a cheesy pickup line.
What happens when you spill tequila at the pudding factory?
The proof is in the pudding
Hey, Kid. Did you spill something on your jersey? No. Why?
It says "MESSI" on the back.
If you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software you've gotten McCafé on McAfee
If there's an oil spill in the ocean, they'll need an all porpoise cleaner
The whole area will need to be sealed off
A Spill
I work at a place that makes shakes. Had a bit of a spill one day of a certain green-colored one. My manager looks over and says, "Well, at least the counter's still in mint condition."
Did you hear about the trap house that had a cocaine spill?
there were lines out the door
How do you feel when you spill your milk?
Slick dad joke used in title Toronto Star article reporting spill on highway
https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2016/07/19/salad-dressing-spill-on-dvp-ramp-causes-traffic-mayo-hem.html
What's a spill in the produce section called?
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his scrabble letters while walking down the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all of his Scrabble letters on the street.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Yesterday I saw a guy spill allhis scrabble letters on tge road.
I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"
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