What do you get when there is an oil spill in the middle of the ocean?

Black currents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chenzi1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Why did the rabbit spill its beer?

It was too hoppy!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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What do you call it when you spill your drink all over a piano?

Rag time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drfantabulo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Two chefs are working on a meal, the first chef is caramelising onions when some spill out the pan, the second chef says β€œwhat happened? Onions can’t jump by themselves”

the first chef responds with β€œthey can if they’re spring onions”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebiunicorn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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If you spill pee on people

Urine trouble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ri3habh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Someone told me to spill the beans

I said not unless you're gonna clean it up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kankadank_Jr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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If you spill something...

That’s on you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waltregus12
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his scrabble letters while walking down the road.

I asked him, β€œWhat’s the word on the street?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yaokyle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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What happens if you trip on the rug and spill...

...carpet cleaner?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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What do you use to clean up a spill in space?

A vacuum cleaner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/launchedcar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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Hear they had a radioactive spill at the primate lab?

They've now got fission chimps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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What do you do when you spill acid on your skin?

Do BASIC first aid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoutgut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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If you're eating chips and you spill them, it's a snaccident
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πŸ‘€︎ u/akadani
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2015
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Why did the cook spill his soup?

Because there was a leek in the pot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ketrab9713
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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Did you hear about the restaurant supply truck spill?

A truck delivering frozen restaurant foodstuffs had a major spill on the highway. Since it was early morning and the authorities wanted to avoid a melty mess, they sought volunteers to spread evenly along the ditch picking up frozen mozzarella sticks. It was a cheesy pickup line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TangoKiloBandit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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Hey, Kid. Did you spill something on your jersey? No. Why?

It says "MESSI" on the back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tallpapab
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2018
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What happens when you spill tequila at the pudding factory?

The proof is in the pudding

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πŸ‘€︎ u/handyandy69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2016
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If you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software you've gotten McCafΓ© on McAfee
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crinklesofarc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2016
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If there's an oil spill in the ocean, they'll need an all porpoise cleaner

The whole area will need to be sealed off

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A Spill

I work at a place that makes shakes. Had a bit of a spill one day of a certain green-colored one. My manager looks over and says, "Well, at least the counter's still in mint condition."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmac313
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2015
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Did you hear about the trap house that had a cocaine spill?

there were lines out the door

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πŸ‘€︎ u/queengemini
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2016
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How do you feel when you spill your milk?

An udder disappointment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Torley_
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2016
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Slick dad joke used in title Toronto Star article reporting spill on highway

https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2016/07/19/salad-dressing-spill-on-dvp-ramp-causes-traffic-mayo-hem.html

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πŸ‘€︎ u/canadasecond
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2016
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What's a spill in the produce section called?

A salad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OHNOITGODZEERA
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2016
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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his scrabble letters on the road.

I asked him, β€œWhat’s the word on the street?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cool-kid103
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all of his Scrabble letters on the street.

I asked him, β€œWhat’s the word on the street?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KxngJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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Yesterday I saw a guy spill allhis scrabble letters on tge road.

I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edg0023
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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