I've been having issues with the roof leaking into the storage space below it. It's being very problem attic
I said "Maybe you should put it in the vegetable drawer"
Duct tape used for everything, including puns
I guess I better try something. I can really only sink or swim.
You TAITOR!!!
So I told it to pipe down
Got home from Lowe's. Jumped in and installed it. Told my wife no leaks and it's quieter. She said "how much was it?"
"There goes 200 bucks 'down the drain'."
She rolled her eyes, walked away. Now I have to do the dishes.
A Honda Sieveic
girlfriend: im worried he might have a hole in one.
me: worried? i thought people usually got excited when they get a hole in one?
Incontinent
That sinking feeling...
All Hans On Deck!
I have to keep filling the gas tank
Which to be honest I think is a pretty mean way to refer to our city council, however dull they may be.
Apparently it's absolute panda-monium
My 15yr old son picked up the first bag, which had a long vegetable sticking out and said "I've found the leek, dad."
Proud dad moment.
He says "thats good because then it would be a rain roof"....
But Seal Team Six got the job done!
Ha Cheu
His joint
Last week, this gem was posted: https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/ckwidu/a_wife_asks_her_husband_could_you_please_go/
I told my wife and kids, got groans. Later, I was on the phone with my dad, making plans to meet at Fenway Park, and told him. He loved it and told my mom. A couple of hours later, he calls me back and is still dying over the joke.
Tuesday night, I was taking my parents to the game (Mothers/Fathers day gift) and met them at the park. When my wife and I arrived, they handed my wife a bag of avocados.
Thanks r/dadjokes for consistently brightening my day.
I'm sure it would be more hygienic to cook it on the stove.
I think that's natural seal action.
It was a leak of faith.
