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Make them use an electric blanket.
Now he understands.
A re-straining order.
But it Dew
Because zey be flying in the Jetski's.
What do you call a laundromat for pigs?
Hog wash!
Baaa rain 🇧🇭
He had a wet dream.
After 10 minutes, our goldfish finally settled down.
I asked him:
If you pooped up into the air, would it be skyarrhea?
If you pooped after eating a pastry, would it be piearrhea?
If you pooped in the middle of the grocery store, would it aislearrhea?
If your poop was painful, would it be cryarrhea?
If you couldn't poop, would your friend ask you to just tryarrhea?
If you didn't actually have to poop, but said you did, would it be liearrhea?
If you were a scientist who had to take a poop, would it be Bill Nyearrhea?
If you pooped in an airplane, would it by flyarrhea?
If you pooped while working for a secret government agency, would it be spyarrhea?
For some reason, my wife gets upset when I say I bought some cheap hose.
I run my wet hands over electrical outlets!
Credit to the young guy busting out one-liners to his girlfriend on the Central Line the other day.
I told her no. I didn't want her clothes to get wet.
999 Letsby Avenue!
Hi guys! I’m opening and Etsy shop with my sisters selling stickers (for all ages). There’s 3 of us, we live on the south shore, Massachusetts by the beach. Looking for a punny name!!! Help me out :)
The police have concrete evidence against you.
“That was pepper spray.”
Got me!
It's wet so we are eating inside
Water's brilliant.
Water's fantastic.
Can't get enough water. Water's smashing...
....sorry I'm gushing.
Blue paint
Because they're submarine grade.
Chewing gum !
Because it's too wet to woo
But it dew
But it dew.
that she wet her plants.
Pasta you pervert
