Sloppy Puns

A list of puns related to "Sloppy"

What do you call the village where Hobbits live that isn’t as good as the Shire but they make really good sloppy joes?

Worcestershire

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👤︎ u/tinygluesticks
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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Whst did the herb gardener say to the sloppy chef?

Please, don't waste my thyme!

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👤︎ u/bl-nkfr-nk
📅︎ Aug 05 2020
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My kid was eating sloppy joe's in his pajamas.

Now he has sloppy jams.

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👤︎ u/manlyvpn
📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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What do you call a sloppy Joe made with taco seasoned beef?

Sloppy José

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👤︎ u/Jordo32
📅︎ Mar 30 2019
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What do you call a sloppy soccer player?

Messi

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👤︎ u/AgentNameless
📅︎ Jul 10 2018
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Ground beef
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👤︎ u/woopstrafel
📅︎ Apr 12 2019
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Did you hear that diarrhea is hereditary?

It runs in your jeans.

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👤︎ u/tryharder6968
📅︎ May 06 2017
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What type of sandwich does Dolly Parton eat while she's on a diet?

Sloppy Joe Lean

Credit to my fiancé for this one.

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👤︎ u/wolfeatsbaby
📅︎ Aug 14 2017
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