What's slippery when wet?
A wet dream is actually a dream cum true
Why can you never get away with vandalizing wet cement?
The police have concrete evidence against you.
My 6yo holds a slice of red pepper up to my face and breaks it towards me. Me: “Ugh, what did you do that for. You got me all wet.”
“That was pepper spray.”
Got me!
Why can't you get the buttons wet in a submersible?
Because they're submarine grade.
What's blue, wet and smells like red paint?
What do you call wet swim trunks?
What gets wet as it dries?
What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and wet?
It's been a while since I heard jokes about people sitting on wet morning grass.
A stone thrown into a pond in 1990 has been wet for around 30 years.
Son "dad, I think I wet myself"
Dad " sounds like urine trouble to me"
Why, after a rib dinner, did everyone want wet, juvenile nocturnal raptors?
And why do they think I’d have a supply of moist owlets, anyways?
What is a mechanic's wet dream
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
What do you do when your bunny gets wet?
Why does Capt Kirk use wet wipes?
Boss: "what's that?", Me: (with much enthusiasm) "it's a SPACE BAR!!!!!" *wets myself laughing*, Boss: "...................." *delivers withering look* "are you allowed to stick things on your laptop?", Me: *dies inside at another badly landed pun*
What do you call a wet bear?
Did you hear about the man locked out of his house in wet clothes?
Police say he dried of natural causes
Better you wet something other than your pants.
Why did the wet shirt feel betrayed?
I think my towel has a crush on me because whenever I rub it on me it gets wet
Can we please rename wet dreams to Nut-mares?
What goes in dry and hard, but comes out soft and dripping wet?
I tripped on a "slippery when wet" sign today.
I was floored by the irony.
Spring is here! I’m so happy I wet my plants!
Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants!
So my wagon got really wet after the storm last night...
I left it beside the shed in the alley. The next morning it was soaked, and super deep with water. I would have just poured it out, but I'm in an apartment and the landlord would get mad; no good place to pour it out. So my buddy gave me this instructional video, and it really helped out. My wagon's dry as a steel owl now thanks to this video. I highly recommend it. It's called "How to Drain Your Wagon".
What goes in long and hard, then comes out soft and wet?
A wet dream is a dream cum true.
What do you do when your bunny gets wet?
What do you do when your bunny gets wet?
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