People don’t think the grass be wet in the morning

But it Dew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/streety22
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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What's slippery when wet?

A wet slipper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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A wet dream is actually a dream cum true
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nervoussystem66
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Why was the beach wet?

The sea weed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AussieJayHi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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Kip Adotta- Wet Dream youtube.com/watch?v=6l1Gv…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/InexactDuplicate
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Why can you never get away with vandalizing wet cement?

The police have concrete evidence against you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsNSkyrim
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Wet Ass Busey
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Floor9
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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My 6yo holds a slice of red pepper up to my face and breaks it towards me. Me: β€œUgh, what did you do that for. You got me all wet.”

β€œThat was pepper spray.”

Got me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gorescittmore
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Why can't you get the buttons wet in a submersible?

Because they're submarine grade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snuggeybug
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and wet?

Chewing gum !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Why was the garden wet?

Because the centipede.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wils_152
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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What gets wet as it dries?

A towel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Azkyle50
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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What do you call wet swim trunks?

Swam trunks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nobodahobo66
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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What's blue, wet and smells like red paint?

Blue paint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Meeksta11
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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It's been a while since I heard jokes about people sitting on wet morning grass.

They're over dew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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A stone thrown into a pond in 1990 has been wet for around 30 years.

Let that sink in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dinner_cat96
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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Son "dad, I think I wet myself"

Dad " sounds like urine trouble to me"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poetgriot
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Why, after a rib dinner, did everyone want wet, juvenile nocturnal raptors?

And why do they think I’d have a supply of moist owlets, anyways?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pj566
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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Mars: I’m wet

NASA: I’m coming over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lookbehindyou___
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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What is a mechanic's wet dream

MΓΆtorhead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SebastianLi1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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What do you do when your bunny gets wet?

You get your hare dryer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?

When it's not raining.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AciTroniX
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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Why does Capt Kirk use wet wipes?

Klingons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jgpitre
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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Boss: "what's that?", Me: (with much enthusiasm) "it's a SPACE BAR!!!!!" *wets myself laughing*, Boss: "...................." *delivers withering look* "are you allowed to stick things on your laptop?", Me: *dies inside at another badly landed pun*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HumusGoose
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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Soaking wet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eth0null
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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Better you wet something other than your pants.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dirvo85
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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surfin dah wet
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πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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Did you hear about the man locked out of his house in wet clothes?

Police say he dried of natural causes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cook-a-cat
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the Seaweed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaldrickD2M
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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What do you call a wet bear?

Drizzly Bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Averet101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Why did the wet shirt feel betrayed?

It was hung out to dry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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I think my towel has a crush on me because whenever I rub it on me it gets wet
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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I tripped on a "slippery when wet" sign today.

I was floored by the irony.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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Can we please rename wet dreams to Nut-mares?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dgdgdgdgcooh
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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I love water so much it f*cking makes me wet.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/momowire
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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Dad got his first smart phone. I asked him if he knew to put it in rice if it got wet...

Him: Yeah and if that doesn't work, you put butter on it

Me: Butter?? Really? I hadn't heard that one. Why butter?

Him: Because if the rice doesn't work the phone is toast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taurus_tourist
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2014
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People don't think the grass be wet in the morning ...

But it dew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheShamrockRover
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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What goes in long and hard, then comes out soft and wet?

Pasta you pervert

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yaklshakl
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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A wet dream is a dream cum true.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hillenium
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Why Was The Beach Wet?

The sea weed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imtknives
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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What do you do when your bunny gets wet?

You get your hare dryer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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What do you do when your bunny gets wet?

You get your hare dryer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlothManSam5
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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