People don’t think the grass be wet in the morning
But it Dew
A wet dream is actually a dream cum true
Kip Adotta- Wet Dream youtube.com/watch?v=6l1Gv…
Why can you never get away with vandalizing wet cement?
The police have concrete evidence against you.
My 6yo holds a slice of red pepper up to my face and breaks it towards me. Me: “Ugh, what did you do that for. You got me all wet.”
“That was pepper spray.”
Got me!
Why can't you get the buttons wet in a submersible?
Because they're submarine grade.
What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and wet?
Chewing gum !
What's blue, wet and smells like red paint?
Blue paint
It's been a while since I heard jokes about people sitting on wet morning grass.
They're over dew.
A stone thrown into a pond in 1990 has been wet for around 30 years.
Let that sink in.
Son "dad, I think I wet myself"
Dad " sounds like urine trouble to me"
Why, after a rib dinner, did everyone want wet, juvenile nocturnal raptors?
And why do they think I’d have a supply of moist owlets, anyways?
What do you do when your bunny gets wet?
You get your hare dryer.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
Boss: "what's that?", Me: (with much enthusiasm) "it's a SPACE BAR!!!!!" *wets myself laughing*, Boss: "...................." *delivers withering look* "are you allowed to stick things on your laptop?", Me: *dies inside at another badly landed pun*
Did you hear about the man locked out of his house in wet clothes?
Police say he dried of natural causes
Why did the wet shirt feel betrayed?
It was hung out to dry.
I think my towel has a crush on me because whenever I rub it on me it gets wet
I tripped on a "slippery when wet" sign today.
I was floored by the irony.
Can we please rename wet dreams to Nut-mares?
I love water so much it f*cking makes me wet.
Dad got his first smart phone. I asked him if he knew to put it in rice if it got wet...
Him: Yeah and if that doesn't work, you put butter on it
Me: Butter?? Really? I hadn't heard that one. Why butter?
Him: Because if the rice doesn't work the phone is toast
People don't think the grass be wet in the morning ...
But it dew.
What goes in long and hard, then comes out soft and wet?
Pasta you pervert
A wet dream is a dream cum true.
What do you do when your bunny gets wet?
You get your hare dryer.
What do you do when your bunny gets wet?
You get your hare dryer.
