It's my dry cents of humor
Because his hands were sticky.
To get the moist out of the day.
Scara-lee
Moist Bush.
You Moist-ur-ize
And why do they think I’d have a supply of moist owlets, anyways?
Canada Moist.
A moist owlet!
Because when you cry, you moist your eyes.
“You have to moist-your-eyes! Duh!”
-courtesy of Sophia, my 7 year old niece
Is she a moist Owlette?
They moistly come at night... moistly.
Now she's covered in moist owlettes.
She would turn into a moist Owlette.
Me: What do you think women hate?
Friend: Hmm...All women hate the word "Moist".
Me: Are you sure it's all women and not moist women?
Being accepted by that moist maw feet first would give your life perfect symmetry.
He asked me why my plants always looked so good even as a novice grower.
I told him I keep the soil moist at all times
He said but aren't you afraid you'll overwater them?
Me- Nope, I think they just suck it up and keep growing.
So tonight for dinner, I made a glazed ham. I've been a cook for a few years, so time at home with the wife and kids to cook a good meal is rare.
Well, my wife comes in the kitchen and asks me if I'm going to score the ham (For those unaware, it means to cut lines in it, in order for the glaze to get into the ham and keep it moist while cooking.)
I nodded, picked up my knife, stood over the ham, and as I'm about to cut into it, I yell, "7.5, too much water." Then set the knife down and grinned.
She groaned something fierce, but still loved the dinner.
To get the moist out of the day.
A moist owlette.
A moist owlette.
