Moisturiser Puns

A list of puns related to "Moisturiser"

Moisturiser is good for your skin...

Let that sink in.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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A Nine year old girl has gone missing after using moisturiser that makes you look 10 years younger
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👤︎ u/dylanthereidy
📅︎ May 03 2019
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What moisturiser do bullfighters use?

Olay.

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👤︎ u/mulimulix
📅︎ Nov 14 2012
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What did the electrician use to moisturise his hair?

Air conditioner

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👤︎ u/PenguinFace6921
📅︎ Oct 22 2020
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Got a twofer

Getting something from the linen closet next to the bathroom, overheard 13yo stepdaughter talking to the missus about some moisturiser or something, "This is so good!".

Stuck my head in and asked, "Made of soy milk, is it?".

Two second pause, missus says "Don't worry - it's just another stupid dad joke.", followed by a pair of groans and a hand towel thrown at my head as I disappear again.

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👤︎ u/_korvan_
📅︎ Apr 03 2016
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A nine year old girl has disappeared after using a moisturiser that makes you look ten years younger!
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👤︎ u/hughdman
📅︎ Nov 13 2018
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BREAKING NEWS

A nine year old girl has disappeared after using a moisturiser that makes you look ten years younger.

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👤︎ u/mi88ir
📅︎ Jan 21 2020
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