What should you use with Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon

πŸ‘︎ 561
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Oobedoo321
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
🚨︎ report
Curse the creator of autocorrect! I asked my friend what the best shampoo to use was, and he replied β€œPanettone”.

That was last Tuesday, and I still haven’t got all the crumbs out of my hair.

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Manpag
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
🚨︎ report
No matter what shampoo I use, I can’t seem to get rid of my dandruff.

It’s a real head scratcher.

πŸ‘︎ 18
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/theRiverknows86
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
🚨︎ report
My Dad always told me to stand on a bottle of shampoo at job interviews...

That way I'd be 'head & shoulders' above the competition.

πŸ‘︎ 26
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
🚨︎ report
I don't use shampoo when I wash my hair.

I'm a man - I use real poo.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
🚨︎ report
The inventor of Hard and Shoulders shampoo died. At the funeral, his wife gave a 20 minute moving eulogy...

There wasn't a dry scalp in the place!

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
🚨︎ report
I go through so much shampoo it's just ridiculous!

I don't know, maybe my head is bigger than most but it does say to use a cap full.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Arctikavanian
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
🚨︎ report
In the last weeks campaign, I was asked to get the opinions of women on what shampoo were they currently using........

The most common answer I got was...................... "EEEEKK!! HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET INTO MY BATHROOM???!!!"

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ball5deeper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call pig shampoo?

Hogwash

πŸ‘︎ 24
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Bpollard85
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
🚨︎ report
People who take good care of their hair with just shampoo and water...

must love it unconditionally.

πŸ‘︎ 85
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/jitspoe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you get if you fill a shampoo bottle with chocolate sauce?

Sham poo.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/KlydesHail
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
🚨︎ report
What's more important, shampoo or conditioner?

Is it the foamer or the lather

πŸ‘︎ 34
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/basicbasterd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
🚨︎ report
If you ever have to cancel plans with friends your excuse should be that you have to wash your hair in a lukewarm shower with high quality dandruff shampoo.

At least that way your friends can never call you flakey.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Bumblebus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
🚨︎ report
I asked 100 women which kind of shampoo they used.

The number one answer was, "How the hell did you get in here?"

πŸ‘︎ 412
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/b3perz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
🚨︎ report
Why do astronomers put beef in their shampoo?

For meatier showers

πŸ‘︎ 8k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Automated-Waffles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
🚨︎ report
Slightly peeved that the makers of the shampoo, "Head and Shoulders"...

…have not followed up with a bodywash called, "Knees and toes."

πŸ‘︎ 8k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
🚨︎ report
The directions for my new dandruff shampoo are very confusing.

It's a real head-scratcher!

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
🚨︎ report
I don’t understand why my wife spends so much money on shampoo...

It’s not even real poo.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/51mp50n
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
🚨︎ report
Help: Spent my whole shower trying to think of comic book-based puns for toiletries. Best I could do was Conditioner Gordon and a 2 in 1 shampoo named Harvey Dent.

Maybe a No More Tears version called Daredevil? I don’t know. A sleeping mask called the Dark Night? Deadpoop toilet paper? I’m drowning here, man.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/yikesomalley
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
🚨︎ report
Singing in the shower is great until you get shampoo in your mouth

Then it's a soap opera

πŸ‘︎ 116
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/dtobin95
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
🚨︎ report
My girlfriend thought it would be funny to replace my medicated shampoo with regular shampoo. I tried to understand why it was funny, but

the joke just left me scratching my head.

πŸ‘︎ 16
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
🚨︎ report
Why doesn't Nancy Pelosi use shampoo

Because the bottle says it's tear free.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Memes_Smell_Fun
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
🚨︎ report
What is the preferred shampoo brand of truck drivers?

Lorry-el

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
🚨︎ report
Why did the blonde go through a whole bottle of shampoo?

Because the directions said lather rinse repeat.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
🚨︎ report
What is the invisible man's favorite shampoo?

Clear.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/AnarchyTrain
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
🚨︎ report
Shampoo

This morning my girlfriend was telling me about her new shampoo, that comes without additives and sulfates and all that jazz.

GF: It's called "no poo" shampoo

Me: Sounds like a bit of a sham to me

She didn't get it.

πŸ‘︎ 2k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ENGERLUND
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2014
🚨︎ report
Ban Shampoo

Insist on REAL poo!

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/1st10Amendments
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
🚨︎ report
Don't accept shampoo...

Demand real poo...

πŸ‘︎ 20
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
🚨︎ report
The guests in this hotel are always stealing all the soaps, shower gels and shampoos from their rooms...

Dirty bastards!

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/LoliH-Entai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
🚨︎ report
I was walking along the other day when someone threw some shampoo at me.

Unfortunately it turned out to be real poo.

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/feedmesteak
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
🚨︎ report
My anti-dandruff shampoo worked really well for me.

It was head and shoulders above the competition.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
🚨︎ report
You can improve the efficiency of your air conditioner by using it after your air shampoo!
πŸ‘︎ 84
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2016
🚨︎ report
I got shampoo in my eyes while showering today

My boyfriend said, "That must've been an eye-soapening experience."

πŸ‘︎ 75
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Legal_Fiction
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2017
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica?

It’s dreadful

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/briuh13
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
🚨︎ report
My hair grows fast because I shampoo it with thyme
πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/4and1punt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
🚨︎ report
My shampoo bottle was empty... [Repost]
πŸ‘︎ 186
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyFuton
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2015
🚨︎ report
I just squeezed the shampoo bottle a little too hard

Head and Shoulders on my knees and toes, knees and toes

πŸ‘︎ 18
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
🚨︎ report
Slightly peeved that the makers of the shampoo, "Head and Shoulders"...

…have not followed up with a bodywash called, "Knees and toes."

πŸ‘︎ 211
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
🚨︎ report
I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred.

Their number one answer was, β€œHOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE?!”

πŸ‘︎ 56
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
🚨︎ report
Slightly peeved that the makers of the shampoo "Head and Shoulders"...

…have not followed up with a bodywash called, "Knees and toes."

πŸ‘︎ 3k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2017
🚨︎ report
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth

Then it just becomes a soap opera

πŸ‘︎ 286
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TrippinSky
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
🚨︎ report
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.

Then it's soap opera.

πŸ‘︎ 19
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Luceleven
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
🚨︎ report
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth

Then it's a soap opera

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/sixfootninja
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
🚨︎ report
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
πŸ‘︎ 167
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/mentalstarvation
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
🚨︎ report
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth...

Then it becomes a soap opera...

πŸ‘︎ 265
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2017
🚨︎ report
Boycott shampoo!!!

Demand real poo.

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2018
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.