Why did the dish washer cross the street?
There was a fork in the road.
My buddy once asked me what it's like to work as a high rise window washer...
I said it has its ups and downs.
What’s the best community to find brain washers?
Indoctrination.
I had a job selling Power Washers...
but got fired because I wasn’t good at high pressure sales.
What did the window washer with arthritis say to the broken window?
I feel your pane.
How does a medium contact a dead window washer?
With a squeegee board
Why did the man destroy his Washer?
It was agitating
I walked into my proctologist's office to find him holding a pressure washer.
I told him "today you've made a powerful enema."
I think my laundry detergent didn't appreciate me pouring it in the washer.
I don't know why, but it just seems agitated.
If your wallet goes through the washer...
It's money laundering.
My wife accidentally put over $200 of cash through the washer and dryer, her uncle couldn't help himself.
https://imgur.com/a/QDA0hRE
COINcidentally found this in my washer today...
took my wife a moment but her sigh was very satisfying. Quarter
I noticed a wasp in my laundry as I was dropping it in the washer. I decided the best action was to close the lid and start the machine anyway.
Now it's a washp
Found a perfectly good washer and dryer just laying around
So earlier I took my clothes from the washer and threw them into the dryer.
I can't be sure how they felt about that, but they seemed agitated.
Put a check through the washer recently.
It survived mostly intact, fortunately, so I went to the bank and asked if they took laundered money.
Drying out money after putting it through the washer.
What are you laundering money now?
