Why did the dish washer cross the street?

There was a fork in the road.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmk100
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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My buddy once asked me what it's like to work as a high rise window washer...

I said it has its ups and downs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uglarinn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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What’s the best community to find brain washers?

Indoctrination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I had a job selling Power Washers...

but got fired because I wasn’t good at high pressure sales.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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What did the window washer with arthritis say to the broken window?

I feel your pane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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How does a medium contact a dead window washer?

With a squeegee board

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jbholt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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Why did the man destroy his Washer?

It was agitating

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majoroniell
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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Put your clothes in the washer!
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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I walked into my proctologist's office to find him holding a pressure washer.

I told him "today you've made a powerful enema."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegreger
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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I think my laundry detergent didn't appreciate me pouring it in the washer.

I don't know why, but it just seems agitated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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If your wallet goes through the washer...

It's money laundering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bignate1213
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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My wife accidentally put over $200 of cash through the washer and dryer, her uncle couldn't help himself.

https://imgur.com/a/QDA0hRE

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2018
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COINcidentally found this in my washer today...

took my wife a moment but her sigh was very satisfying. Quarter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bota8940
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2016
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I noticed a wasp in my laundry as I was dropping it in the washer. I decided the best action was to close the lid and start the machine anyway.

Now it's a washp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/someredditorguy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2016
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Found a perfectly good washer and dryer just laying around
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Diamondwolf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2013
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Drying out money after putting it through the washer.

What are you laundering money now?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitchec90
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2014
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So earlier I took my clothes from the washer and threw them into the dryer.

I can't be sure how they felt about that, but they seemed agitated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Exallium
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2015
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Put a check through the washer recently.

It survived mostly intact, fortunately, so I went to the bank and asked if they took laundered money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ratiqu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2013
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