He gives up alcohol for lint.
To make it Hans free
She told me she had everything, and I was in a rush. So it got left behind. Figured it out right away as we were getting him changed and messaged my wife. She said she would bring it right away. I told my son "You mom is going to run your jersey over"
Without skipping a beat, he replied "Well that won't work, practice will probably be over. I wish she would just drive it over"
Then he gave me a huge grin. I told him he won the dad joke of the day and he continued smiling all the way until bedtime.
She wasn’t blown away
It was just a lot of hot air.
Today was the first day of Lint
To get his clothes before they were cool.
I said," ahh sweatin to the foldies"
You know how those clothes are from Star Trek? (without waiting for a response or to even take a breath) Because they're Cling-on's! (klingons). laughs at own joke and walks away
What did the blow dryer say in retort?
It's right next to my washer sense of humor.
Background: explaining a dumb joke to a girl and it got awkward and I just tried to make it go away by saying "I have a dryer sense of humor", then immediately saw my opportunity and whipped out "It's right next to my washer sense of humor." We laughed.
Me: Dad, is the dryer still running?
I walk back to my room
Dad: The dryer doesn't have legs.
I can't be sure how they felt about that, but they seemed agitated.