Turns out it was my refrigerator.
He gives up alcohol for lint.
To make it Hans free
She told me she had everything, and I was in a rush. So it got left behind. Figured it out right away as we were getting him changed and messaged my wife. She said she would bring it right away. I told my son "You mom is going to run your jersey over"
Without skipping a beat, he replied "Well that won't work, practice will probably be over. I wish she would just drive it over"
Then he gave me a huge grin. I told him he won the dad joke of the day and he continued smiling all the way until bedtime.
She wasn’t blown away
Today was the first day of Lint
It was just a lot of hot air.
It’s dish-gusting
To get his clothes before they were cool.
https://imgur.com/a/QDA0hRE
I said," ahh sweatin to the foldies"
Al Pacino
It blows
A linty-hop
You know how those clothes are from Star Trek? (without waiting for a response or to even take a breath) Because they're Cling-on's! (klingons). laughs at own joke and walks away
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2015/12/08/ibm-ends-campaign-urging-women-to-hack-hair-dryers-after-heated-blowback/?hpid=hp_hp-cards_hp-card-technology%3Ahomepage%2Fcard
It's right next to my washer sense of humor.
Background: explaining a dumb joke to a girl and it got awkward and I just tried to make it go away by saying "I have a dryer sense of humor", then immediately saw my opportunity and whipped out "It's right next to my washer sense of humor." We laughed.
"This sucks."
What did the blow dryer say in retort?
"Blow me."
Me: Dad, is the dryer still running?
Dad: Nope.
I walk back to my room
Dad: Waayzii?
Me: Yeah?
Dad: The dryer doesn't have legs.
I can't be sure how they felt about that, but they seemed agitated.
