Just cleaning out the fridge and found this dried up and shrivelled behind the egg tray. What a waste.
Lying in the sun, getting all dried and shriveled?
That's every grape's raisin d'être.
If you leave a grape out in the hot sun, it will shrivel and dry up.
Just raisin awareness.
Destroyed my wife yesterday with this dad joke
Wife: "Look at my hands. They're getting wrinkles. I'm old. I bet my ovaries are just shriveling up as we speak."
Me: "I don't know, I think you're...ovary-acting."
Wife: [long pause and sigh] "I deserved that..."
Classics are classics for a reason....
Talking to a co-worker and she asks what time it is
"Time to go to the dentist"
"What? Why's that?"
"Well, its two-thirty, isn't it"
The shrivelling look of disapproval I got was a true honour.
