What is the number one reason for dry skin
Its a towel
My boyfriend asked me what's the leading cause of dry skin?
Towel!!!
Whats the leading cause of dry skin? /r/Jokes/comments/lu8fbg/…
My contact lenses have been dry on my eyes when I put them in. I discovered a liquid to prevent it!
That was the solution!
Why do you use an old towel to dry your dog?
Because it's a little rough
My friends asked me why I hang my grapes outside to dry
I told them, “I have my raisins.”
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
Gaiters.
I once tried to drink Canada Dry
Then they deported me
A German guy walks into a bar and asks for a Martini. The barman asks "dry"?
The guy says "no, just the one"
A german tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog. After he climbed out, he said, “here is ze dog, dry him off and keep him warm, he vill be fine. I asked him, “are you a vet?”
He said, “vet? I’m fucking soaking”
What did the confident whiteboard say to the dry erase marker?
I am remarkable!
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
How can you dry a mountain range?
On a cliffhanger!
What's the Russian word for dry-aged steak?
"Moss Cow."
I was walking by a kindergarden with my girlfriend, when she suddenly started throwing dry grapes at the kids.
At that moment I knew she was good at raisin children.
A man stained his vest and took it to the dry cleaners
While the vest was waiting to be cleaned it had a chat with 2 other vests around it It said “ My owner stained me and I’m scared it won’t get off
One said “It’s going to be okay no need to worry”
The other one said “ Yeah it happens to the vest of us”
Dry beef has terrible hand writing.
It’s very jerky.
What does Keanu Reeves use to dry his tears when Keanu Grieves?
Keanu Sleeves
Why is the dark side of the moon dry?
Because the other side has all the moonshine
When aren't you allowed to make dry jokes?
In the bath.
Who gets jazzed up to dry off people in suits of armor after dark?
A knight towel
My Dad told me this one while at dinner. "You know what the leading cause of dry skin is?"
Towels.
What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels
What is the leading cause for dry skin?
Towels
Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is ?
Towels
Day three: what’s the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels
What's the leading cause of dry skin ?
Towels
Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the best one.
It’s remarkable.
What is the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels.
Do you know what is the major reason of dry skin?
Towels.
