What’s the leading cause of dry skin

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MLaBolle
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What is the number one reason for dry skin

Its a towel

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My boyfriend asked me what's the leading cause of dry skin?

Towel!!!

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Whats the leading cause of dry skin? /r/Jokes/comments/lu8fbg/…
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My contact lenses have been dry on my eyes when I put them in. I discovered a liquid to prevent it!

That was the solution!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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Why do you use an old towel to dry your dog?

Because it's a little rough

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I love my dry erase board...

it's re-markable.

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My friends asked me why I hang my grapes outside to dry

I told them, β€œI have my raisins.”

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What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?

Gaiters.

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I just got a dry erase board.

It's remarkable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
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I once tried to drink Canada Dry

Then they deported me

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A German guy walks into a bar and asks for a Martini. The barman asks "dry"?

The guy says "no, just the one"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
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A german tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog. After he climbed out, he said, β€œhere is ze dog, dry him off and keep him warm, he vill be fine. I asked him, β€œare you a vet?”

He said, β€œvet? I’m fucking soaking”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rohanlahiri05
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What did the confident whiteboard say to the dry erase marker?

I am remarkable!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radioactivguy
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I found the number one cause of dry skin!

Towels!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runew0lf
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Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foreverxtrue24
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How can you dry a mountain range?

On a cliffhanger!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
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What's the Russian word for dry-aged steak?

"Moss Cow."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
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I was walking by a kindergarden with my girlfriend, when she suddenly started throwing dry grapes at the kids.

At that moment I knew she was good at raisin children.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cobarso
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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What gets wet as it dries?

A towel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Azkyle50
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A man stained his vest and took it to the dry cleaners

While the vest was waiting to be cleaned it had a chat with 2 other vests around it It said β€œ My owner stained me and I’m scared it won’t get off

One said β€œIt’s going to be okay no need to worry”

The other one said β€œ Yeah it happens to the vest of us”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Donkeydayyy
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Dry beef has terrible hand writing.

It’s very jerky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chappie167
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This pun is not dry.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElsonDaSushiChef
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What does Keanu Reeves use to dry his tears when Keanu Grieves?

Keanu Sleeves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Delicious_Albino
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Why is the dark side of the moon dry?

Because the other side has all the moonshine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gardeningnovice
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When aren't you allowed to make dry jokes?

In the bath.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/melaela
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Who gets jazzed up to dry off people in suits of armor after dark?

A knight towel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pj566
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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My Dad told me this one while at dinner. "You know what the leading cause of dry skin is?"

Towels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/senseless2
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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhench78
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What’s the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
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What’s the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gannicusgota
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What is the leading cause for dry skin?

Towels

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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
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The leading cause of dry skin

A towel.

Got em

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karenismycat
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Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is ?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
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What's the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconlover09
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Day three: what’s the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzatron574
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Dry Erase Board

are truly remarkable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MosesActual
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What do you do when your eyes are dry?

Moisturize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squeakygg
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Do you know what causes dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewonkabro
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What's the leading cause of dry skin ?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

A towel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/full_of_fud
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What’s the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ping_pong34
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Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the best one.

It’s remarkable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DGNOLA12
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What's the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yyz-ac
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels.

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Do you know what is the major reason of dry skin?

Towels.

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What is the number one cause of Dry Skin?

Towels

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