My grandpa dadjoked our waitress.

Waitress: "What can I get y'all to drink?"

Grandpa: "I'll have a sweet tea."

W: "Well we only have unsweet so you can add your sugar how you like."

G: pointing at my grandma " Well I don't think she'll fit, and I'm not sure if I like her!"

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📅︎ Jul 19 2014
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Got a few of my fellow employees

Well I wait tables in a local restaurant, while opening one morning the the un-sweet tea dispenser was not working. The dishwasher was able to fix it and brought it back out to the drink station. I then thanked him by saying "Unsweet, thanks!" The entire back of house face palmed.

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📅︎ May 25 2014
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