Have a joke about paint drying
But it is a bit boring and takes too long to tell.
How do you keep your eyes from drying out?
Clothes drying was one of the most pioneering technologies of our time.
They were the first to go online.
What keeps the ocean from drying up?
I hear Bounty's business is drying up
A man was in court against another man who had trespassed on his property while freshly laid asphalt was drying, leaving a footprint.
For some reason, the judge was in favor of the trespasser.
The man slammed his hand down on the table. “But I have concrete proof!”
What owl is commonly found drying the dishes?
I just got a new job of drying plates with a hair dryer...
To prevent your gyro meat from drying out, criticize it harshly while cooking.
Give it a good lamb basting.
Drying out money after putting it through the washer.
What are you laundering money now?
What is the leading cause of dry skin?
What do you call seasoned and dried robot meat?
What is the number one reason for dry skin
I went to the hardware store with a friend and the store had pallets of soil, seed, and fertilizer out front. We both stopped and looked at one of the pallets stacked high with bags of dried steer manure. The sign said, "Strict limit 2 per customer."
My friend looked at me and said, "I guess there's only so much shit you can take."
True story.
My boyfriend asked me what's the leading cause of dry skin?
Sun dried laundry is always...
My contact lenses have been dry on my eyes when I put them in. I discovered a liquid to prevent it!
Why was the man not bothered or upset that someone had stolen all his dried grapes?
He had no raisons to be...
Why do you use an old towel to dry your dog?
Because it's a little rough
I love my dry erase board...
I heard a cactus fell in love with a fruit tree.
They make a prickly pear.
My friends asked me why I hang my grapes outside to dry
I told them, “I have my raisins.”
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
I just got a dry erase board.
I like talking to my kids about the benefits of dried grapes.
It's all about raisin awareness.
Torque appropriated circumstances call for -in kind- repeat applied force when concerned with most of yer dried and salted pork products and jovial responses.
I once tried to drink Canada Dry
A German guy walks into a bar and asks for a Martini. The barman asks "dry"?
The guy says "no, just the one"
Canadian alcoholics are very mad at me
The commercial said Drink Canada Dry!
Dried chillis are so unreliable.
There was once a old grape farmer, who had gone through many droughts. When his grapes had fallen and dried out, all he could say was....
Everything happens for a raisin.
A german tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog. After he climbed out, he said, “here is ze dog, dry him off and keep him warm, he vill be fine. I asked him, “are you a vet?”
He said, “vet? I’m fucking soaking”
What did the confident whiteboard say to the dry erase marker?
I found the number one cause of dry skin!
What do you call a cat that comes in from the rain?
I live for dried grapes.
They are my raisin d'etre...
I try to tell everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes....
It's all about raisin awareness
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
I met a beautiful cactus today, so I told it, " you're looking sharp today ".
" I'm just a cactus " , it said. " You have a point there ", I replied.
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The leading cause of dry skin
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What's the leading cause of dry skin?
Day three: what’s the leading cause of dry skin?
What do you do when your eyes are dry?
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