Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is ?
My friends asked me why I hang my grapes outside to dry
I told them, “I have my raisins.”
The leading cause of dry skin
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
I just got a dry erase board.
What did the confident whiteboard say to the dry erase marker?
I once tried to drink Canada Dry
A German guy walks into a bar and asks for a Martini. The barman asks "dry"?
The guy says "no, just the one"
I found the number one cause of dry skin!
What do you do when your eyes are dry?
A german tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog. After he climbed out, he said, “here is ze dog, dry him off and keep him warm, he vill be fine. I asked him, “are you a vet?”
He said, “vet? I’m fucking soaking”
How can you dry a mountain range?
What's the Russian word for dry-aged steak?
I was walking by a kindergarden with my girlfriend, when she suddenly started throwing dry grapes at the kids.
At that moment I knew she was good at raisin children.
What gets wet as it dries?
A man stained his vest and took it to the dry cleaners
While the vest was waiting to be cleaned it had a chat with 2 other vests around it
It said “ My owner stained me and I’m scared it won’t get off
One said “It’s going to be okay no need to worry”
The other one said “ Yeah it happens to the vest of us”
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
Dry beef has terrible hand writing.
When aren't you allowed to make dry jokes?
Who gets jazzed up to dry off people in suits of armor after dark?
Why is the dark side of the moon dry?
Because the other side has all the moonshine
What does Keanu Reeves use to dry his tears when Keanu Grieves?
Mary Pill Poppins Pharmaceutical just created a miracle drug that can cure any human of any disease. It's effectiveness is renowned while it's side effects are surprisingly minimal: thick layer of skin develops on the lips while rendering them dry, cracked and quite odorous.
Patients effected by this claim it's super callused fragile lips that smell like halitosis
I was hanging my clothes out to dry
And they says to me, "so you think you are too good for us "
And I says to them, I says, " No nothing like that, I am just going to be a nudist for a while."
(Dedicated to my inspiration: Norm Macdonald)
It’s been written before and I’m sure it will be written again, the dry erase board is so remarkable...
*written on before...*written on again... some jerk keeps rubbing it off 😁
Martin Heit invented the dry erase board in the 1950s
I dont know why my neighbor leaves all his grapes out to dry
He says he has a lot of raisins.
I had a job at a dry cleaners...
but got fired for wasting time. They said I had more PRESSING matters.
My Dad told me this one while at dinner. "You know what the leading cause of dry skin is?"
I'm having a dry spell....
What is the leading cause of dry skin?
Day three: what’s the leading cause of dry skin?
What's the leading cause of dry skin ?
What is the leading cause of dry skin?
Do you know what causes dry skin?
What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
What's the leading cause of dry skin?
Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the best one.
What is the leading cause of dry skin?
Do you know what is the major reason of dry skin?
My friends asked me why I’ve mysteriously been hanging grapes outside to dry.
I told them, “I have my raisins.”
What is the number one cause of Dry Skin?
What’s the number one cause of dry skin?
Of all the inventions in the world the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
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