Dried chillis are so unreliable.
I like talking to my kids about the benefits of dried grapes.
It's all about raisin awareness.
There was once a old grape farmer, who had gone through many droughts. When his grapes had fallen and dried out, all he could say was....
Everything happens for a raisin.
Torque appropriated circumstances call for -in kind- repeat applied force when concerned with most of yer dried and salted pork products and jovial responses.
I live for dried grapes.
They are my raisin d'etre...
I try to tell everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes....
It's all about raisin awareness
I refuse to vote for anyone in the dried fruit competition.
There aren't any good candied-dates.
I’m forming a coalition that defends dried out grapes everywhere
My wife handed me a bag of dried apricots and I started crying
I keep being awakened by dreams of Indian dishes that use a complex combination of spices or herbs, usually including ground turmeric, cumin, coriander, ginger, and fresh or dried chilies...
It's a re-curry-ing nightmare.
Dried grapes are the riskiest beef marinade.
But every once in a while you should be raisin the steaks.
If you are what you eat, consider me a dried grape.
I guess I'm just a product of my raisin.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
My friend goes from town to town preaching the health benefits of eating dried grapes every day.
It’s all about raisin awareness l
Why are small dried up river beds so cool?
Because they are ex-stream!
TIL that deposits of hard dried skin are called corns
This means the layers of skin I pull off of those areas are corn flakes
Wife is cooking "Im going to add this sage sparingly, because it's fresh sage, and the recipie calls for dried, so I don't how much to use."
So you're saying you need some sage advice?
When I'm bored I like to sprinkle dried herbs into my palms
I have way too much thyme on my hands.
Just cleaning out the fridge and found this dried up and shrivelled behind the egg tray. What a waste.
What would Neptune say if all the seas dried up?
I really haven't got a notion.
What did the fruit seller do when his grapes dried out
He started raisin his prices
What do you call a dried up waterfall?
My dad told me I should put my dried herbs in an airtight container....
...he gave me some sage advice.
I travel around the country giving seminars on the beneficial features of dried grapes.
I’m in the business of raisin awareness.
People don’t realize the benefits of sun-dried grapes..
I was reading the newspaper yesterday and I skipped over a section dedicated to outing dried fruit that had cheated on their spouses.
Then again, I never was that into currant affairs.
Lying in the sun, getting all dried and shriveled?
That's every grape's raisin d'être.
What do you called a stream that has dried up?
I tried to explain to my son why I don’t like dried fruit
But I couldn’t come up with any good raisins.
I ran into a dried grape at the gym this morning.
She was raisin them weights.
When I make Italian soup I always end up using dried herbs...
Because when I try to chop up fresh ones, I usually run out of thyme!
I was told off by my fellow hikers for covering my walking stick in dried grapes.
Well, now I'm raisin cane!
What is an Amish man's favorite dried fruit?
The Egyptian sun god asked me why I go to work each morning. I told him it's primarily to pay off the loan I took out on dried grapes.
"It's my raisin debt, Ra."
I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.
It’s all about raisin awareness.
I try to tell everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes....
It's all about raisin awarness
Why is it necessary to keep talking about dried up grapes?
Because it’s raisin awareness.
I try to tell everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.
It’s all about raisin awareness.
I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes
It’s all about raisin awareness
I've been telling people about the benefits of dried grapes.
It's about raisin awareness.
I heard eating dried grapes was good,
I think I will start telling my friends about eating dried grapes
It's all about raisin awareness
I've been telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.
It's all about raisin awareness.
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