Dried chillis are so unreliable.

They’re totally flaky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/apolaine
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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I like talking to my kids about the benefits of dried grapes.

It's all about raisin awareness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrimsonAvenger_ZA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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There was once a old grape farmer, who had gone through many droughts. When his grapes had fallen and dried out, all he could say was....

Everything happens for a raisin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Torque appropriated circumstances call for -in kind- repeat applied force when concerned with most of yer dried and salted pork products and jovial responses.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brutalproduct
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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I live for dried grapes.

They are my raisin d'etre...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PTAwesome
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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I try to tell everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes....

It's all about raisin awareness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runew0lf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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I refuse to vote for anyone in the dried fruit competition.

There aren't any good candied-dates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ApologeticKid
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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I’m forming a coalition that defends dried out grapes everywhere

I’m raisin awareness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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My wife handed me a bag of dried apricots and I started crying

It said "tear to open"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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I keep being awakened by dreams of Indian dishes that use a complex combination of spices or herbs, usually including ground turmeric, cumin, coriander, ginger, and fresh or dried chilies...

It's a re-curry-ing nightmare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Dried grapes are the riskiest beef marinade.

But every once in a while you should be raisin the steaks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ghostedito
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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If you are what you eat, consider me a dried grape.

I guess I'm just a product of my raisin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/My_Tallest
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...

Current events

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stax3745
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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My friend goes from town to town preaching the health benefits of eating dried grapes every day.

It’s all about raisin awareness l

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Why are small dried up river beds so cool?

Because they are ex-stream!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jovial_finn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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TIL that deposits of hard dried skin are called corns

This means the layers of skin I pull off of those areas are corn flakes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/basmith0
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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Wife is cooking "Im going to add this sage sparingly, because it's fresh sage, and the recipie calls for dried, so I don't how much to use."

So you're saying you need some sage advice?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/department_g33k
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2017
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When I'm bored I like to sprinkle dried herbs into my palms

I have way too much thyme on my hands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StormtrooperMJS
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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Just cleaning out the fridge and found this dried up and shrivelled behind the egg tray. What a waste.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JediWithBenefits
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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What would Neptune say if all the seas dried up?

I really haven't got a notion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tmarsee530
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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What did the fruit seller do when his grapes dried out

He started raisin his prices

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πŸ‘€︎ u/epicgamer927
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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He dried for our sins
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NiisanSein
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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He dried for our sins...
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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What do you call a dried up waterfall?

Water fell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gmaxis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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My dad told me I should put my dried herbs in an airtight container....

...he gave me some sage advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stoneyzepplin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2018
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I travel around the country giving seminars on the beneficial features of dried grapes.

I’m in the business of raisin awareness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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People don’t realize the benefits of sun-dried grapes..

I’m raisin awareness!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/please_endme
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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I was reading the newspaper yesterday and I skipped over a section dedicated to outing dried fruit that had cheated on their spouses.

Then again, I never was that into currant affairs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deadkilldude4
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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Lying in the sun, getting all dried and shriveled?

That's every grape's raisin d'Γͺtre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/option8
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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What do you called a stream that has dried up?

Extreme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vageeshlall
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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I tried to explain to my son why I don’t like dried fruit

But I couldn’t come up with any good raisins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZachZ10
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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I ran into a dried grape at the gym this morning.

She was raisin them weights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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When I make Italian soup I always end up using dried herbs...

Because when I try to chop up fresh ones, I usually run out of thyme!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oi_you_yeah_you
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2018
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I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustinBilyj
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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I was told off by my fellow hikers for covering my walking stick in dried grapes.

Well, now I'm raisin cane!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garbagearmy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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What is an Amish man's favorite dried fruit?

A barn raisin!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barthm1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2014
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The Egyptian sun god asked me why I go to work each morning. I told him it's primarily to pay off the loan I took out on dried grapes.

"It's my raisin debt, Ra."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mimicgogo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2014
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I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.

It’s all about raisin awareness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__kitten
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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I try to tell everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes....

It's all about raisin awarness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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Why is it necessary to keep talking about dried up grapes?

Because it’s raisin awareness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoVeryKerry
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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I try to tell everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.

It’s all about raisin awareness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes

It’s all about raisin awareness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hangry_Gunner
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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I've been telling people about the benefits of dried grapes.

It's about raisin awareness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BassWizard420
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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I heard eating dried grapes was good,

Now I'm raisin awareness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RMC_DB77
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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I think I will start telling my friends about eating dried grapes

It's all about raisin awareness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RadRac
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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I've been telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.

It's all about raisin awareness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FarmerGreen13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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