I can’t find the punchline.
A Mini-soda!
"Surely temple."
Hello thirsty my name is Friday. Do you know Monday and Tuesday? Let’s all go to Wednesday’s party!
“Hello, Thirsty. I’m Friday, come over Saturday and we’ll have a Sundae.” (Thurs, Fri, Sat, Sun)
He was a super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis.
An H2Hoe
Me(instantly): Is that a statement of fact or a request for something to drink?
(Oh how the sour look that he had been duped by a dad joke)
Dad: I'm Friday.
[True story]
They are surrounded by dozens of the fierce blood thirsty warriors armed with clubs and spears. The leader of the warriors approaches the two friends and informs them they are trespassing on sacred land and unless they can prove they are descendants of the Gods they will be killed and eaten.
Bob and Frank realize they have little choice but agree they will attempt any test to try to save their lives.
The chief warrior brings them a bowl full of angry fire ants and drops one small seed into the bowl. He informs them they must put their lips in the bowl and suck as hard as they can. If they manage to suck up only the seed without sucking up an ant then the tribe would know they must be sent from the Gods.
Bob looks wearily at Frank but knowing they have no other options he puts his lips in the bowl and sucks hard. He immediately gets a mouth full of ants and screams in pain as they bite away at the inside of his mouth. Frank now even more nervous takes his turn and to his dismay also receives a nasty mouthful of the viscous buggers.
The warriors leap to their feet and surround the friends, “Now you must die” declares the chieftain. Just as the first spear is raised to Franks throat he screams “Tria-Gan!” The warriors stop dead in their tracks. “What did you say” asked the chief. “Tria-Gan” yelled frank again. Immediately the chief and his warriors turned and fled into the forest.
“Holy shit” said Bob “What did you just say and how did you know it would work?”
“Well” said Frank, “my Mother always told me if at first you don’t suck seed try Tria-Gan.”
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted any water whilst we were studying. She responded "Just a glass, thanks".
I bring an empty glass over to her, and she tries to drink from it. She loves them, she just won't admit it.
I must be soda hydrated.
Hi Thirsty, I’m Friday! Meet you on Saturday for a Sunday.
"***HI THIRSTY, I'M FRIDAY, COME ON OVER SATURDAY AND WE'LL HAVE A SUNDAE!!***"
Come on dad I didn't even get that one until I was like 14.
Wa-taaaah (water)
Found it on the internets. Most likely a repost but I haven't seen it here.
Wat-er you gonna do?
He would say: "I'm Friday, let's go Saturday and have a sundae."
Dad: How do you do, I am Friday.
(literally said by my dad every time, when I was a kid.)
"I'm Friday. Come over Saturday and we'll have a Sunday!"
Me and my siblings heard this many times throughout our childhoods.
I... have... beveRAGE!
#***"HI THIRSTY, I'M FRIDAY! COME ON OVER SATURDAY AND WE'LL HAVE A SUNDAE!!"***
Come on Dad, you said it every fucking time and I didn't even get this one until I was like 14. All I wanted was some water, but no, you've gotta be an asshole about it.
I’m so thirsty right now I’m almost Friday.
Hey Thirsty, I’m Friday. Let’s meet on a Saturday and have a Sunday.
Dad: "Pleased to meet you, I'm Friday.
Dad: Well I'm Friday!
Every. Time.
Victim: "I'm thirsty" Dad: "Hi thirsty, I'm Friday, come over Saturday and we'll have a Sunday."
"And I'm Friday!"
"Dammit, dad... "
