That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
Says he can stop anytime!
Now I drink for evil
No, I’ve been eating frog legs. What you smell is the hops!
..or am I just a terrible Teacher ?
But, I don't think anything would make my Budweiser.
Wife: who’s skull is that
Me: a man named Phillip
Wife: what’s in it?
Me: vodka and orange juice.
Wife: .......
Me: it’s a Phillips head screwdriver
Sorry wrong punctuation. I'm giving up. Drinking for a month.
...is really not my cup of tea.
They charged one, and let the other off
The horse says, "I don't think so," then disappears into nothing.
This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum, or I think, therefore, I am. The classic philosophy put forward by René Descartes.
But to explain the concept aforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.
Not much
I've been with that doctor for 15 years.
I replied, “I'm on the toilet, please advise…”
..NO MORE READING !!
"I'm sorry for what my friend said, I would like to a-pollen-gise"
Now I just drink alone.
It was quite the brew-haha.
"Hola milk, soy es tu padre!"
It was a sad way to go, but a beautiful finish.
It keeps me in high spirits
“Santa: you’ve been around since the 4th century, seen alphabets and languages rise and fall. Do you have a favorite letter?”
Claus thinks about it, scratches his thick white beard and says: “A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z”
“Well Santa, I just asked for one. What does that mean?”
“And I gave you one! My favorite letter of the alphabet is the most Christmasy one out there! No-L!”
Catatonic
..I really need to clean a few mugs around here.
I'm creating a drinking game where every important event equals to drinking, but I am nowhere close to NAMING my drinking game. A friend of mine recommended this subreddit, saying that people drop some really punny puns here. Give your ideas for a title, I think up to 6 words would be okay.
Let's see what you can do!
What you need to know about the game:
- You can create your timeline based on packages (ages, countries, continents, etc).
- Every important event has a normal action and drinking action.
- You never know in which year you are located but get an estimate year. You can either guess the year (or date) and get a free pass or you have to execute the action or drinking action. When you guess wrong, you'll have to double it.
That's basically it.
He was right all oolong.
When it becomes a parent
It was a slow death, but a beautiful finish.
My answer is always the same: Because.
Makes you nothing Budweiser.
I've been out to at least 40 different bars since then, but no one seems to carry that brand. Anyone know where to find it?
Dr. Pepper highly recommended that i should stop
(That was an Alkali.)
... but it's worth a shot!
Out of the blue the husband says, “ I love you”
“ Is that you or the beer talking” asks the wife
“It’s me” says the husband “talking to the Beer”
I guess you could say I’ll just be getting sMASHED from now on.
But I couldn't. I think alcohol it a night
I have a project to make my own campaign for change and ypu can probably tell its to do with under age drinking. I cant think of any good ones so guys please help
....or, am I a really bad teacher ?
Sorry, that came out wrong.
I am giving up. Drinking for a month.
I really need to clean some mugs
Now I only drink for bad!
I can stop any time I want.
...it was a slow death, but a beautiful finish
