If you become seriously depressed, try drinking a gallon of water just before you go to bed.
That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
What did the royal taster say after drinking the poisoned water?
What do you call a feline paralyzed from drinking carbonated water?
A man was tired of drinking well water as he didn't like the taste. In fact, he hated it so much that he decided to destroy the well using dynamite. Unfortunately...
Trump did an amazing job, drinking a glass of water.
A new study is showing surprising advances in primate evolution: Dr. Thomas Ink, a researcher in southern Africa has found certain groups of apes 'brewing' alcohol by leaving old fruit to stand in water pools then drinking from it and becoming inebriated.
Dr. Ink has dubbed these 'Monkey Bars'.
On a thread about quarantining a water drinking subreddit
I'm addicted to drinking water
Guess I'm an aquaholic now
Stomach's upset from drinking too much water...
I saw a hipster drinking ice water...
He said he liked it before it was cool. I gave him some well water and he liked it because it was so underground.
What do Captain America's Enemies say while drinking water?
Why do you drink water?
Because you can't eat it.
‐My 10 year old.
There are two reasons I would never drink toilet water.
Where do hamsters go to drink water?
I saw a guy drink a bottle of brandy, then fill it to the top with water and screw the lid back on.
He approached a wild ox. The ox looked at him.
The guy said, "Hello, there, wild ox. Would you like to buy this bottle of brandy from me? £50, that is all."
The wild ox mulled it over, before pulling out the money and handing it over to the man.
In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have jumped up and yelled, "It's a con, yak!"
My mom bought nasty sparkling water drinks. My brother said it tasted like devil incarnate.
I said it tasted like devil carbonate :D
Why did the skeleton drink a pitcher of water?
To all ya'll in Texas without tap water
What do you call it when a Marsupial on drugs makes you a delicious drink out of hot water and plants?
Under-age Weasel walks into a bar... orders a drink.
So an under-age weasel waltzes into the local bar one fine Friday. He asks the bartender,
"HEY! Whatcha got to drink here?"
Bartender checks his ID, replies with,
"Well sir, since you're not quite old enough, here are your options:
We got tap water, seltzer water, apple juice, orange juice, milk, coffee, tea, and pop."
"POP! Goes the Weasel."
A heavily pregnant woman walks into a bar
A heavily pregnant woman walks into a bar in the middle of summer and orders a big glass of ice water. "Boy it's a scorcher out there," she says to the bartender. "Sometimes I wonder if it is too hot for the little guy in here." "Oh I wouldn't worry about it," the bartender replies. "It's probably just womb temperature."
What do you call someone who drinks too much water?
In Mexico, they say if you drink Topo Chico mineral water you'll grow taller.
It is the Legend of Tipi Topo Chico...
Don't drink water while studying chemistry.
Don't you love it when it's a hot summer day and you take a drink of water? Your mouth feels like it's finally reach salvation.
How many bottles of water do you drink everyday?
Because you are considered an aquaholic
When the waiter asked me what I wanted to drink, I told him a glass of water please.
Straight away he replies "still water sir?"
Yeah, like I'm suddenly going to change my mind.
Honestly, customer service these days.
Why did the god of thunder drink water?
A wolf, a fox and a weasel all go to a diner. The waitress comes over and asks them what they want to drink. “Coffee” growls the wolf. “Water” says the fox...
And “Pop!” goes the weasel.
My coworker has to drink alkaline water to prevent IC flare-ups—the higher the pH the better.
Wanna know why I don't drink water?
It's because I'm a man of taste.
If planes were alive, where would they drink water?
My son said his teacher said to drink 8 glasses of water per day, and I told him it’s not possible. He asked why? And I said...
We only have 5 glasses in our house
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep...
That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
What did the royal taster say after drinking the poisoned water?
There are two reasons not to drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
There are two reasons you shouldn't drink toilet water
Number one, and number two
Here are two reasons why no one should drink toilet water.
What are the top two reasons you shouldn’t drink water from a toilet?
Number 1)...and number 2)
Study tip: Don't drink water while studying
Because water decreases concentration.
There are 2 clear reasons why one should never drink water out of the toilet.
Number 1
...and Number 2.
There are two reasons why I would never drink toilet water
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