Tap Water Puns

A list of puns related to "Tap Water"

My girlfriend can't stand the tap water. She says it tastes too metallic.

I think she just has a strong sense of iron-y.

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👤︎ u/MacAtack3
📅︎ Dec 10 2019
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My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill

So I sent him a "get well soon" card

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👤︎ u/RedCakesYT
📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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Tappy tap
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👤︎ u/suomipewkele
📅︎ Dec 15 2019
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👤︎ u/mounis11
📅︎ Jan 22 2019
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In a recent poll, 80% of people in America said they would not open their homes to a sentient water basin that walked up to their door and asked for shelter.

Let that sink in.

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👤︎ u/corbimatic
📅︎ Nov 06 2018
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That's a foot and...
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👤︎ u/RabbitGuySentMe
📅︎ Jul 24 2017
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Got my wife while making the shopping list

Her: So how are we doing with Toilet Paper?

Me: I've been practicing for 30 years, i think i got a good technique going.

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👤︎ u/bnicoletti82
📅︎ Nov 17 2014
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Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with a hammer."

Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”

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👤︎ u/rangatan
📅︎ Feb 24 2015
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What do you get when you poke at a bottle of water?

Tap water

r/jokes thought that this joke belongs here

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👤︎ u/agg304
📅︎ Aug 04 2018
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What do you call a dancing ocean?

Tap water!

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👤︎ u/Anorak_Parzival
📅︎ Jun 26 2018
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Punny Dad at his best ...

I go to the sink in the kitchen to pour myself a glass of water. Punny Dad comes up behind me and starts lightly hitting the pipe.

Me: No Dad - Dad: 'Tap' water - Me: - I get it Dad!

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👤︎ u/AmzeyWamzey
📅︎ Aug 28 2013
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My grandpa dropped this one on me the other day.

So me and my grandparents are very close and we go out to eat at least once a month. One day we went to a restaurant that had a special on Natty Light. He orders one and I ask him, "Of all the beer they have on tap why would you order Natty Light?" To which he responds. "Natural Light is like making love in a canoe" I give him a confused look. "It's fuckin' near water!"

I applauded.

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👤︎ u/papaJAWN
📅︎ Oct 19 2013
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One cold, winter morning, my wife texted me, "Windows frozen, won't open."

I texted back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with hammer."

She texted back 10 minutes later, "Computer really messed up now."

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ May 26 2017
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