Water pun
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
Want me to tell you water puns?
A pun is the humorous use of a word or phrase so as to emphasize or suggest its different meanings or applications, or the use of words that are alike or nearly alike in sound but different in meaning; a play on words
Today I learned that if you're in a canoe and it flips over in water...
....you can safely wear it on your head... because it's capsized.
My friend just can't afford to pay his huge water bill...
I've just sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
If you become seriously depressed, try drinking a gallon of water just before you go to bed.
That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
To all ya'll in Texas without tap water
What kind of tree is the best for blocking water?
Where do mansplainers get their water from?
I just spent three hours chasing all the water fowl out of my yard...
My friend keeps saying “Cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze.
Water is heavier than butane
because butane is a lighter fluid.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it!
Want to make your water bed bouncier.....
How do you determine the mass of a red hot chili pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
Who was the first under water spy?
The police just showed up at my house and arrested my bottle of water. They said he was wanted in 3 states...
Why is water such a trusted beverage choice?
Everything about it is so transparent
Did you know that you can actually get just as drunk on water...
sips water
...as you can on land
The water asked the sand if it could touch it ?
My friend said I wouldn’t be able to name two structures that hold water.
I was like, “Well, damn.”
TS.PoM. "I'm sorry, the fizzy water might be a little flat..."
Me: "It's still water."
True Story. Proud of Myself.
I have a friend who is convinced that you can find water on the moon.
I won’t get to use my water cannon of doom
What did the royal taster say after drinking the poisoned water?
The sailors were exploring the waters between the cliffs of the inlet.
It was the fjord expedition.
Why do dogs float on water so easily?
Because they're good buoys.
A plumber and his coworkers finally fixed his own sink after years of not having access to tap water. He started crying, and his coworkers asked why.
He said with a trembling voice, "Because water works!"
What blade lives by the water?
What is a dogs favourite kind of water?
My wife doesn't share my view that insulting a specific water bird is a good idea.
I think we're going to have to agree to diss a grebe.
Bruce Lee never drank water
Rest In Peace boiling water
An old friend once told me he hopes I fall into a deep hole filled with water. .
But I know he means well.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it
Where does a mansplainer get his water?
Where do mansplainers get their water?
How do you make Holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Today I learned that if a canoe turns upside down in the water, you can safely wear it on your head.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a "get well soon" card.
How do you make holy water?
you boil the hell out of it
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