Started another one, waterjug this time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raindance_
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Waterjugs I made before. The inside is coated with cook and strained pine sap, it becomes glass like when cooled down. So it can hold water perfectly ☺ reddit.com/gallery/ibiuva
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QOL - Waterjugs/ sprinklers

Hello fellow playrust Cummunity

Im playing around witha hemp farm. I do understand crossbreading and im able to set up a 4 storries hemp farm

There are 2 things that would make a huge QOL update for some fellow farmers.

1st - Waterjugs

Can we get a fix for pouring water on planters If u have more then 1 storrie it will fill up planter above and under u So if u dont use all storries ur still have to water all storries

2end - Sprinklers

I use the same sprinkler setup on lets say 3 storries 1st storie is water at 9000/9000 all the time 2nd storrie with the same setup loses about 2 k water per planter every houre 3rd storry also same setup loses about 4 k water per plantr every houre .

Anyone has an idea why its like that ?

Do i just have to place more sprinklers the more storries ?

Im using a 3x6 with planter boxes / 6 sprinklers / 8 lights

Ty to the devs Hemp farming is a shit ton of fun

Best regards a fellow farmer

Edit: Only chain 6 sprinklers and it should work Chaining 18 sprinklers make 12 of them useless

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College student here looking to move out soon and I found this 30+ piece dinnerware set for $6.25. Also bought a Coleman waterjug for work for $1.49 (I work in a hot warehouse). Pretty satisfied from today's haul 😁 thanks Goodwill!!
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added waterjug - like bucket but has lid to be carried in inventory twitter.com/RustUpdates/s…
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Anything would help, so I can get more supplies to make more baskets and waterjugs. paypal.me/raindance87
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Who do you think this "PLAYBOY POTION" waterjug belongs to? (Angels now using reusable water bottles in the dugout!)
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all hail u/iam_a_waterjug
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waterjug spawns in food boxes and crates twitter.com/RustUpdates/s…
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[Suggestion] Make Waterjugs useful again

Fill them with low grade fuel ( minimum 10 required to throw )

Splash it on a guy and attack them with a flaming torch

Now hes on flames

Poor mans flamethrower

Works on both players and wooden structures, items

Edit: I meant Jerrycans not waterjugs

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PsBattle: This Megaman cosplayer with waterjugs on his feet
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I converted a beer glass into a reusable waterjug πŸ’¦
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anywhereiroa
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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CzarcasmRules
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckzsluthor
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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justshtmypnts
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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tadashi4
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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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You've been hit by
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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diggitygiggitycee
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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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My 7 year old daughter just told me this one. I'm so proud. What did the duck say when he bought chapstick?

Put it on my bill

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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No gains
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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarf_spheal
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How eggs-traordinary
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Geometry sucks
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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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