Water pun
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
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︎ Feb 02 2019
Want me to tell you water puns?
A pun is the humorous use of a word or phrase so as to emphasize or suggest its different meanings or applications, or the use of words that are alike or nearly alike in sound but different in meaning; a play on words
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︎ Oct 18 2019
If you become seriously depressed, try drinking a gallon of water just before you go to bed.
That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
The police just showed up at my house and arrested my bottle of water. They said he was wanted in 3 states...
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︎ Feb 09 2021
Why do dogs float on water so easily?
Because they're good buoys.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a "get well soon" card.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
Today I learned that if a canoe turns upside down in the water, you can safely wear it on your head.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Where do mansplainers get their water?
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︎ Oct 11 2020
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Ever wonder the gender of an ant? Do the water test.
If it sinks itβs a girl ant. If it floats however...
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Clearing a windscreen
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︎ Feb 10 2021
I see you've dug 3 holes looking for water
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︎ Jan 14 2021
How do you make holy water?
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︎ Feb 09 2021
Why do seals swim in salt water ?
Because, pepper water makes them sneeze.
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︎ Jan 05 2021
You guys know why water is heavier than butane?
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︎ Feb 12 2021
How do you make a water bed bouncier?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
What did the boiling water say to the chef?
When I am gone, I will be mist!
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︎ Jan 14 2021
I spat my water
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︎ Sep 25 2020
I've heard that if you exercise, drink plenty of water, and get enough sleep, your brain might nominate you for a prestigious award. I haven't won yet but I'm still trying!
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︎ Feb 03 2021
Before my exam, the proctologist gave me an ice-water enema.
He said it was a coolin-off-scopy.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Why do trans girls float on water?
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︎ Feb 14 2021
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It I'll be a minute before I get hard. I just got laid by a chick.
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Which size bra holds the most salty water?
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︎ Feb 02 2021
During the lockdown I'm wiping my banknotes with sanitizer and washing all the coins with hot soapy water.
I hope, I don't get arrested for money laundering.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Twenty Twenty won, and we're not out of the water yet! 2022 is Twenty Twenty too!
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︎ Jan 02 2021
There are two reasons I would never drink toilet water.
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︎ Jan 29 2021
How does one identify as water?
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︎ Feb 02 2021
My neighbour and I became good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Why wonβt the dolphin apologize for splashing you with water??
Because he did it on porpoise...
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︎ Jan 08 2021
My water heater is very unpleasant to work with and never appreciates me.
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︎ Jan 18 2021
Imagine the waters being filled with orange flavoured soda
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︎ Jan 19 2021
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
I accidentally used the wrong straw in my wifeβs water bottle and broke it. She asked me to show her. I said...
This is the straw that broke the Camelback
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︎ Jan 16 2021
My doctor told me I'm going deaf.
The news was hard for me to hear.
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︎ Jan 24 2021
If H20 is water, what's H2O4?
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Radiation causing tiny ripples in water
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︎ Jan 02 2021
My friend just can't afford to pay his huge water bill...
I've sent him a Get Well Soon card.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill
So I sent him a "get well soon" card
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︎ Sep 07 2020
RIP boiling water.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
My friend said that he couldn't afford to pay his huge water bill....
So, I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it...
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︎ Dec 15 2020
R.I.P. Boiled Water
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︎ Jan 13 2021
What's heavier, water or butane?
Water... butane is a lighter fluid
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︎ Dec 31 2020
The police arrested water because it was wanted in three states
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︎ Jan 04 2021
RIP Boiled water.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
How do you make a water bed more bouncy?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they're good buoys.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
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